If you’re hot and have no idea what you want to be for Halloween, just dress up like Eliza Dushku. A slutty something or other. I’m pretty sure people dress like this normally, but whatever. She looks hot so I’ll give her a pass. Plus, I wore the exact same thing. I can tell the …

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Other celebrity competitors at the Nautica Triathlon included:
Eliza Dushku, Finished: 2:22:31.2 (She has no swim time so does that mean she didn’t complete it?) Hotter than Jennifer Lopez

Anna Kournikova, Relay, Finished: 1:29:03.1, Again, hotter than Jennifer Lopez

Brittany Daniel: No idea what her time is, but I hear she can bench press a Buick

Notable mentions:
Matthew McConaughey, …

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Eliza Dushku stars in Sex and Breakfast, a film you would think is about two of the greatest things ever invented, sex and breakfast, but is actually about something else entirely. Group sex… without the breakfast. Wha?! If you aren’t confused enough, then chew on this. The LA Times dubs this topic “controversial”. Preposterous! Group …

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Pete Doherty moves in with Kate Moss. [Agent Bedhead]
Eliza Dushku gets felt up. [The Grumpiest]
No one likes the Grey’s Anatomy spin-off. Except the star. [SOW]
Shiloh Jolie Pitt is Bjorn. [CityRag]
Victoria Beckham walks perfectly straight. [Bastardly]

Matthew McConaughey shaved. [Evil Beet]
Bruce Willis’ hooker orgy. [Celebitchy]
Anna Nicole had lupus? [HB]
Jennifer Aniston does the bikini thing. [TFT]
Jenna Elfman shows …

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