Jojo posted this picture of her in a Celtics cap on Twitter more than a week ago and I’m just now getting to it. As a bonus, I also threw in a picture of Eliza Dushku in a Celtics jersey that she posted on Twitter a week ago. That’s right. The Blemish is your destination for breaking news!

Here’s Eliza Dushku in a bikini to help wash that Kate Hudson trans fat out of your mouth. As you can see, Eliza isn’t stuffing her face like a just released POW so in effect, these are much better than those Kate Hudson pics even though they show 75% less bikini.

For now. I still haven’t seen what Heidi Klum wore or know if she dressed up this year. So until then, I’ve declared Eliza Dushku the reigning queen of Halloween ’09 for her and her friend’s vampire Bonnie and Clyde costumes.

All outfits should be as inventive. I hope Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon and Audrina Patridge feel ashamed of themselves when they see this.

Eliza Dushku dressed up as a sexy cat burglar on Letterman last night. Gosh, that outfit is tight. She probably had to be poured in there. Are you sure this wasn’t painted on? I think it’d be best if I checked. No need to recoil in fear, I’m very thorough.

I’ve forgotten that Eliza Dushku can be real hot sometimes. As she is in September’s issue of FHM. Most of the time I can’t get past her so-so acting. It helps that she’s not reading lines here. It helps a lot.

Like the title says, that chick, Eliza Dushku, from that FOX show that’s about to be canceled is dating NBA player Rick Fox. They’ve been spotted enjoying each others company in Miami and Vegas. Of course, they’re downplaying the relationship despite everyone knowing how much she’s in love with him. Fox was formerly married to Vanessa Williams and Dushku previously dated Brad Penny of the Boston Red Sox.

This was exciting news wasn’t it? Next up, “Giant Squids: Are they the real kings of the ocean?” and “Paint: What you need to know before you watch it dry.”

Allure coerced Eliza Dushku, Padma Lakshmi, Lynn Collins, Sharon Leal and Chelsea Handler to get “naked” for their latest issue. Technically they are naked, but you can’t see anything which is pretty lame. As Billy Bob Thorton would say, it’s like mashed potatoes without the gravy.

I did enjoy the mini-interview Eliza Dushku gave though.

ALLURE: Are you comfortable with nudity?
ELIZA DUSHKU: “I grew up with three brothers, and I was never shy about covering up. It got to the point where my mom was like, ‘OK, honey, it’s time to put some clothes on now.’”

I have no idea what that means. What does having brothers have to do with walking around naked? Is she saying that girls who have brothers are more inclined to walk around the house naked or is she saying her brothers told  her to walk around naked? And if it was the latter, can they do that? Without being arrested, I mean?

If you’re hot and have no idea what you want to be for Halloween, just dress up like Eliza Dushku. A slutty something or other. I’m pretty sure people dress like this normally, but whatever. She looks hot so I’ll give her a pass. Plus, I wore the exact same thing. I can tell the ladies dug it because they shrieked when I walked by. No doubt an audible manifestation of the lust coursing through their veins.

Other celebrity competitors at the Nautica Triathlon included:

Eliza Dushku, Finished: 2:22:31.2 (She has no swim time so does that mean she didn’t complete it?) Hotter than Jennifer Lopez

Anna Kournikova, Relay, Finished: 1:29:03.1, Again, hotter than Jennifer Lopez

Brittany Daniel: No idea what her time is, but I hear she can bench press a Buick

Notable mentions:

Matthew McConaughey, Finished: 1:43:48.3, Voted best tits of triathlon. May I touch?

Eliza Dushku stars in Sex and Breakfast, a film you would think is about two of the greatest things ever invented, sex and breakfast, but is actually about something else entirely. Group sex… without the breakfast. Wha?! If you aren’t confused enough, then chew on this. The LA Times dubs this topic “controversial”. Preposterous! Group sex is as natural as breathing or masturbating while you choke yourself out. Whatever though. The important thing is that they asked Eliza Dushku whether or not she was into that stuff.

“It doesn’t even make sense to me,” she says on the phone from her childhood home in Watertown, Mass., where she spent the Thanksgiving holiday. That’s why they call it acting. “Let us live it up for you,” she cracks.

“It wasn’t about the sex so much, than about the feeling, the confusion, the experimentation,” she says. “Those are really honest things that aren’t necessarily explored in the movies I’ve seen. Relationships can be so maddening and just all over the map. Of course, the sex is a major part of it, but it goes so much deeper.”

Wow. This article started out great then slowly deteriorated into utter disappointment. How hard is it to say, “Yea, I’m totally into group sex. Call me. My number is blah blah blah.” If you won’t do it to promote your movie, then at least do it for me because I’m having a real hard time trying to find you in the phone book.

• Pete Doherty moves in with Kate Moss. [Agent Bedhead]
• Eliza Dushku gets felt up. [The Grumpiest]
• No one likes the Grey’s Anatomy spin-off. Except the star. [SOW]
• Shiloh Jolie Pitt is Bjorn. [CityRag]
• Victoria Beckham walks perfectly straight. [Bastardly]

• Matthew McConaughey shaved. [Evil Beet]
• Bruce Willis’ hooker orgy. [Celebitchy]
• Anna Nicole had lupus? [HB]
• Jennifer Aniston does the bikini thing. [TFT]
• Jenna Elfman shows off her baby bump. [Celebrity Smack]

• Josh Hartnett is a hero. [Celebslam]
• Alyssa Milano in a new show. [Pajiba]
• Hayden Panettiere at Comic Con. [NinjaDude]
• Angelina Jolie denies Brad Pitt an on-screen kiss. [Yeeeah!]
• Maybe the Amish are right. [MollyGood]