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Elizabeth Hurley’s still got it

April 28th, 2008Respond

Contrary to popular belief, not all old people need stay indoors in shame, hiding their deteriorating bodies from the eyes of humanity. Case in point, Elizabeth Hurley. Her face may have been ravaged over the years, morphing into that of a reanimated zombie’s, but her boobs have pretty much withstood the test of time.

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Your pillows, may I rest on them?

November 9th, 2007Respond

The 8th dimension. Where time stands still. Where sound disappears. Where gravity no longer exists. The 8th dimension, thy name is Elizabeth Hurley’s bosom. How do these things withstand time? While her bikini shots may argue otherwise, her lovely fluffies can only be summarized in two words: heaven-sent. I just want to face plant into …

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Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini again

October 29th, 20071 comment

Elizabeth Hurley can be seen here wading the shallow waters in the bikini. What can’t be seen here is her career. Because she doesn’t have one. Get it? Ha, I crack myself up. Hello? Is this thing on?

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Elizabeth Hurley and pig handling

August 25th, 2006Respond

This is Elizabeth Hurley with her fiancee at an event for pig handler of the year. I’m gonna take a wild guess and say Elizabeth Hurley wasn’t the one who chose to attend. You can see the exuberance radiating from her face. The last time I went to a pig handler event they served me …

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