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Elizabeth Hurley at KIDS 40th Anniversary Event

Elizabeth Hurley attended the KIDS 40th anniversary event yesterday in England to celebrate 40 years enabling disabled children and their families to enjoy their lives. By giving them massive erections. Read More »

Elizabeth Hurley checked out a while ago

A report by Us Magazine claims Elizabeth Hurley’s now ex-husband, Arun Nayar, was determined to make their marriage work. Elizabeth, however, felt that took too much effort and instead found ... Read More »

Elizabeth Hurley is crafty

News of the World broke the story about an alleged affair between Elizabeth Hurley and cricket player Shane Warne on Sunday. Photos released show Hurley kissing Warne after staying overnight ... Read More »

Elizabeth Hurley had no idea she was see-through

Elizabeth Hurley, 44, attended the Love Ball charity fundraiser in a sheer blue sari and decided she didn’t need a bra. After all these years in the game, Hurley had ... Read More »

After hours club: Elizabeth Hurley is a designer now

Elizabeth Hurley opened up her own little botique with the help of a couple of girls in bikinis. The best part? There was punch! Read More »

Elizabeth Hurley’s still got it

Contrary to popular belief, not all old people need stay indoors in shame, hiding their deteriorating bodies from the eyes of humanity. Case in point, Elizabeth Hurley. Her face may ... Read More »

Your pillows, may I rest on them?

The 8th dimension. Where time stands still. Where sound disappears. Where gravity no longer exists. The 8th dimension, thy name is Elizabeth Hurley’s bosom. How do these things withstand time? ... Read More »

Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini again

Elizabeth Hurley can be seen here wading the shallow waters in the bikini. What can’t be seen here is her career. Because she doesn’t have one. Get it? Ha, I ... Read More »

Elizabeth Hurley and pig handling

This is Elizabeth Hurley with her fiancee at an event for pig handler of the year. I’m gonna take a wild guess and say Elizabeth Hurley wasn’t the one who ... Read More »