A recent picture of Eminem from The National Enquirer was unearthed today. He’s fat. Fatty fat fat fat. Oops, sorry. Got carried away. The mag says something about him being in hiding because he’s ashamed of his body and that his weight may be to blame for his recent hospital visit.
A few years ago I …

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Kim Mathers called into a Detroit radio show hitting Eminem where it hurts most.
“I can’t stand him. (He’s) an absolute horrible person. I vomit in my mouth whenever I’m around him or whenever I hear his name.”
Then she put on the finishing touches.
She categorized sex with her twice ex-husband as “bad,” and said “he’s not …

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Update: That was fast. Dennis Dennehy, a rep for Eminem, tells PEOPLE: “Those reports are absolutely untrue.”
The most retarded couple ever are engaged again according to rapper and Eminem friend Akon. He describes their relationship as on and off like explosive diarrhea.
“He can’t live with her and he can’t live without her. But they are …

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A man by the name of Miad J. tells WXYZ news he was hit 4 or 5 times by Eminem while in the bathroom of the local 8 mile strip club, Cheetah. Miad states another man entered the room and started talking to the rapper while he was using the urinal next to Eminem. When …

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Eminem is set to star in a film adaptation of the series, Have Gun - Will Travel where he will play a bounty hunter. Of course, this will be modernized because it’s going to be just another movie with a rapper who can’t act. I want you to imagine Eminem as a bounty hunter. Isn’t …

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