Bruce Willis and his latest 32-year-old wife/model Emma Heming did a photo shoot for W magazine to celebrate their marriage. Set in the Honeymoon Hotel, the theme was bondage and some toplessness.

God, celebrities are strange. Why can’t they just be normal? They’re so used to attention that they just think of the most ridiculous things they can do. Like, they want to eat the placenta when their babies are born and when they take showers, they insist on using soap. What a bunch of weirdos.

Bruce Willis, 54, may have hand-picked his latest wife, Emma Heming, 30, on the casting couch of 2007′s Perfect Stranger with Halle Berry. Page Six claims,

Bruce was very involved with the casting. In fact, you could say he was extremely involved no matter how minor the role.”

At Willis’ request, calls were placed to modeling agencies to fill the roles of extras and minor speaking parts.

Our casting source said, “He personally went through head shots and when the girls were called in to ‘read,’ he was there in the meeting. It was odd for the star of a movie to do so, but at the time he was single and I guess he needed a date.”

At first, he dated Tamara Feldman, who he had a sex scene with in the movie. Then he picked Heming for a small speaking role. Willis started dating both of them until he ultimately settled with Heming.

It must be weird to be an actress in Hollywood. To show up to a casting call and see Bruce Willis and a bunch of other guys in the shadows with their pants down using their penises as divining rods to decide whether or not you got the part. On the flipside, being an actor in Hollywood is awesome.

Bruce Willis finally married his girlfriend/model Emma Heming Saturday at his home in Parrot Cay following a year of dating. His three daughters, Rumor, Scout and Tallulah Belle along with his ex-wife Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher were in attendance.

It was said that Heming was at first hesitant to accept Bruce’s proposal to be showered with his millions, live in his home on the Caicos islands in the Caribbean and be pampered for the rest of her life. However, as you can see, she eventually said “yes” because in life, love conquers all.