The Blemish » emmanuelle chriqui http://theblemish.com Better than a slap to the face Sun, 12 Feb 2012 03:40:56 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Emmanuelle Chriqui is modeling http://theblemish.com/2010/08/emmanuelle-chriqui-is-modeling/ http://theblemish.com/2010/08/emmanuelle-chriqui-is-modeling/#comments Wed, 25 Aug 2010 23:48:13 +0000 The Blemish http://theblemish.com/?p=74303

Emmanuelle Chriqui is in Entourage which is the only reason that show is somewhat bearable. Here she is in The Total Package shoot for Entourage. And here’s me hiding in the bushes during the photoshoot. And here’s me getting arrested for hiding in the bushes during the photoshoot. Yes, my family album is coming along ...]]>

Emmanuelle Chriqui is in Entourage which is the only reason that show is somewhat bearable. Here she is in The Total Package shoot for Entourage. And here’s me hiding in the bushes during the photoshoot. And here’s me getting arrested for hiding in the bushes during the photoshoot. Yes, my family album is coming along quite nicely.

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Emmanuelle Chriqui, Kara DioGuardi, Jessica Capshaw, Colbie Caillat and Regina Hall are all naked in Allure for their annual nude issue. Kara said, “This shoot was less about beauty than about taking a risk, and showing people a side of me they never have seen.” Sounds eerily similar to what I tell girls to lessen the ...]]>

Emmanuelle Chriqui, Kara DioGuardi, , and Regina Hall are all naked in Allure for their annual nude issue. Kara said, “This shoot was less about beauty than about taking a risk, and showing people a side of me they never have seen.”

Sounds eerily similar to what I tell girls to lessen the impact of how disappointing I am in bed. “This is less about sex than about me taking a risk, and putting my penis in you.” That always get them real hot.

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AskMen released their annual Top 99 Women of last year list. This year it’s the 2010 edition and includes such notables as UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste, Tricia Helfer and Halle Berry. Most interesting to note is the top 10. Counting down from the top: Miranda Kerr, Eva Mendes, Cheryl Cole, Penelope Cruz, Beyonce, Jessica ...]]>

AskMen released their annual Top 99 Women of last year list. This year it’s the 2010 edition and includes such notables as UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste, Tricia Helfer and Halle Berry. Most interesting to note is the top 10. Counting down from the top: Miranda Kerr, Eva Mendes, Cheryl Cole, Penelope Cruz, Beyonce, Jessica Alba, Alessandra Ambrosio, Kate Beckinsale, Marisa Miller and from out of nowhere to take the number one spot is Emmanuelle Chriqui.

I have a few issues with this list. First, Beyonce? Maybe if watching some chick plodding around on stage like a T-Rex turns you on. My second issue is the selection. Seriously, AskMen. Next year you should at least get some women on the list that I haven’t had sex with.

Check the whole list here.

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Is it just me or does Emmanuelle Chriqui look like hell in these pictures. She looks like she was just released from a kidnapping. Don’t get me wrong, her dress is kick-ass (tits!) but she looks like Lindsay Lohan after a a ten day bender. ]]>

Is it just me or does Emmanuelle Chriqui look like hell in these pictures. She looks like she was just released from a kidnapping. Don’t get me wrong, her dress is kick-ass (tits!) but she looks like Lindsay Lohan after a a ten day bender.

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Here’s some news to fill that void in your soul. Eddie Murphy outshines Jennifer Hundson who outshines Beyonce? Wacky. [Pajiba] Shanna Moakler is horny. Me too. Me too. [Celebslam] Mel Gibson has a secret love child. Also the GBCA’s. [Celebrity Smack] Lakers fans hate Britney Spears. [The Evil Beet] Emmanuelle Chriqui at the Rocky Balboa premiere. [Bastardly] Billy Idol has a ...]]>

Beyonce

Here’s some news to fill that void in your soul.

  1. Eddie Murphy outshines Jennifer Hundson who outshines Beyonce? Wacky. [Pajiba]
  2. Shanna Moakler is horny. Me too. Me too. [Celebslam]
  3. has a secret love child. Also the GBCA’s. [Celebrity Smack]
  4. Lakers fans hate Britney Spears. [The Evil Beet]
  5. Emmanuelle Chriqui at the Rocky Balboa premiere. [Bastardly]
  6. Billy Idol has a Christmas album. [Celebitchy]
  7. and Jennifer Aniston get cozy. Huh? [The Bosh]
  8. The newest elf. [CityRag]
  9. Hilary Duff will play a Russian pop star. [Hollywoodtuna]
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