This should really become a daily thing. How many magazines are out there? Christ. Enjoy.

- Abby Elliott in Maxim.

- Aimee Teegarden in an unknown photoshoot. She sort of looks like Elisha Cuthbert here.

- Annaelle in FHM France. Honestly, I don’t know who this chick is but you can see through her bra.

- Beatrice Chirita for Vova’s Fall/Winter campaign. I have it on good authority this girl is a model.

- Dianna Agron does Nylon.

- Emmy Rossum in Malibu Magazine. Sadly, not nude.

- Gina Carano does GQ. I wonder how long it took them to photoshop that fat off her. Everyone knows she blows up when she’s not training for a fight.

- Hilary Swank in Gotham not looking like a dude.

- Jessica Alba does In Style.

- Joanna Krupa in CKM Magazine.

- Kat Dennings in Bust Magazine.

- Kate Beckinsale in Flaunt.

- Kim Kardashian does Marie Claire.

- Lady Gaga gets made-up in GQ India.

- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley poses for Harper’s Bazaar

- Yvonne Strahovski for Allure

At first I was really excited because I thought this was Emmy Rossum describing penetration but I must have been blinded by joy because this is the complete opposite of that. Curses!

Emmy Rossum stars in Shameless which evidently has tons of sex scenes and when you have that many, you apparently run the risk of accidental penetration or as I’d like to call it, surprise sex, so Emmy needs a way to prevent that from happening. Luckily, there’s an app for that.

Rossum appeared on “Chelsea Lately” on Monday night, and the host, Chelsea Handler, couldn’t help but ask just how she avoids turning a steamy cable sex scene into something more — or, as she not so delicately put it, how she avoids penetration.

“We like it to be realistic but not real, but I wear something I call the ‘vag pad,’ it’s kind of a little triangular panty liner that you stick to you…”

Of course, given that it’s an active, “slippery situation,” sometimes, more than the pad is needed. She explains that in the video.

“It doesn’t make sense that the character would wear a bra and care at all about what she looks like when she’s having sex,” she said. “Sex is meant to feel good, and she wants to feel good. Her life is so shitty in so many ways. Some people use alcohol, some people use gambling–and some people use sex.”

Being so close to having sex with Emmy must make the guys so sexually frustrated by the time the scene ends. They probably go back to their dressing room and whack off so hard that they put a hole through the wall with their ejaculate.

Esquire put Emmy Rossum in her underwear and then photographed her. This promises to be the hottest thing since last time they put a good looking celebrity in their underwear and photographed them.

Update: Now with “dirty” jokes.

Emmy Rossum is kind of pretty and an actress. Adam Duritz looks like a shaggier Peter Jackson and makes shitty music. Emmy Rossum probably smells like roses. Adam Duritz probably smells like he just rolled around in dirt and wet feet. So why are they together? And why do chicks dig him in general? Emmy has an answer.

“I get why chicks dig him,” Rossum tells PEOPLE at the grand launch of the W Hotel in Washington, D.C. “He’s extremely kind, incredibly intelligent, thoughtful, creative and respectful.”

“I don’t discuss my love life because it’s always misinterpreted or put under the microscope,” she says. “It’s especially annoying when you’re dating someone else who’s well-known, which is why I normally would never go out with a famous guy.”

Kind, intelligent, thoughtful, creative, respectful? Whatever. I bet those are all code words for “gun,” “rohypnol” and “he’s holding my family hostage”.

Apparently, I was the last to hear that Emmy Rossum has been secretly married to record producer, Justin Siegel, since February of last year. But before I could take a second to enjoy the thrill of learning the details of a well-kept secret, Fox411 reported Siegel filed for divorce from Rossum last Friday. Normally, I’d be upset over being the last one informed, but the time it took me to find out all the wedding to divorce details ended up being equivalent to the standard length of a Hollywood relationship anyway. Right, Khole and Lamar?

Siegel is seeking spousal support and requesting Rossum cover the divorce costs as well. Had Rossum not kept this gentleman a secret, I could’ve saved her a lot of emotional investment in a dead-end guy by having a one-night stand with her followed by robbing her. What can I say, I give the ladies what they want and in a short amount of time. It gives them more time to heal this way.

Emmy Rossum has a appeared in such films as… eh, who cares. Show us your tits!

I have no idea who Emmy Rossum is, but she showed up at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood with really tasteful cleavage. It was a beautiful and touching moment. One historians will describe as a turning point in history that brought us into a second Golden Age. Emmy, you have touched my heart, but can you, will you, touch my penis?