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'engagements' Posts

Halle Berry Is Engaged

Halle Berry went through an ugly separation with Gabriel Aubry where she called him a racist and he called her batsh*t crazy and had some emails to back it up. ... Read More »

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Engaged or Whatever

This was reported two weeks ago, but now Us sort of confirms it saying Justin Timberlake proposed to Jessica Biel in the mountains of Wyoming. “Justin knows how much she loves ... Read More »

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Might Be Engaged

If you missed this from the morning round-up, let me repeat it. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel might be engaged per Lainey. A tweet from an art gallery in Jackson, ... Read More »

Britney Spears Got Engaged

Where one marriage fails, another one begins. Proving the rumors true, Britney Spears and Jason Trawick got engaged last week at his 40th birthday party at Planet Hollywood. Spears, donning a ... Read More »

Britney Spears Might Get Engaged

According to multiple sources, Britney Spears is getting engaged to Jason Trawick tonight. In Las Vegas. And Britney already knows. Wait, wouldn’t that mean they’re already engaged if Britney knows? ... Read More »

Anne Hathaway Is Engaged

Looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt’s club for failed relationships just got a lot lonelier because Anne Hathway found a guy who isn’t a shady con-artist who pretends to be a ... Read More »

Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler Engaged Again

After ending their three month engagement, Jay Cutler has re-proposed to Kristin Cavallri. Probably after she begged and pleaded for his NFL contract to work it out. Originally, Cutler broke ... Read More »

Frankie Muniz Is Getting Married

Frankie Muniz, who has $40m in the bank, son!,  is engaged to his girlfriend of four years, Elycia Turnbow. Last we left Frankie and Elycia, Frankie had put a gun to ... Read More »

Trace Cyrus and Brenda Song Are Engaged

Brenda Song’s mother insisted to Star back in September that her sweet, innocent daughter isn’t pregnant with Trace Cryus’ baby but when Brenda walked out with Trace Cyrus in what ... Read More »

Criss Angel Engaged

Criss Angel, who’s miraculously cornered the market on douchey magicians, is engaged to Sandra Gonzalez. He surprised her in Cabo with a 5-carat diamond and platinum ring. Angel’s rep says, ... Read More »

Kat Von D Engaged to Jesse James Again

In a last ditch effort to save her just cancelled reality show, Kat Von D and Jesse James have become engaged again. I think this way because I’m cynical. Jesse confirms ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux Are Pre-Engaged

It’s only been two months since Jennifer Aniston stole Justin Theroux away from his live-in girlfriend but a source says they’re already pre-engaged and that Jennifer already bought bridesmaid dresses ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston Engaged?

Jennifer Aniston, who’s dating Justin Theroux, showed up to The Daily Show with Jon Stewart in New York City wearing what looked like a shiny ring on her engagement finger. If ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian Is Engaged

A couple weeks ago I joked that Kris Humphries was the perfect guy for Kim Kardashian. Not only because he’s a black athlete but also because his name starts with ... Read More »

Paul McCartney Engaged Again

Heather Mills beat Paul McCartney over the head with her wooden leg for a few years trying to siphon as much money out of him as she could after their ... Read More »

Kristin Cavallari Engaged to Jay Cutler

Good news everybody. That girl who was once famous for being on that reality show that spawned a bunch of other reality show spinoffs starring that other girl and now ... Read More »

Jesse James and Kat Von D Are Engaged

Jesse James used to have a good thing going with Sandra Bullock but he chose to torpedo that relationship by cheating on her with multiple women including a tattooed hussy ... Read More »

Reese Witherspoon Engaged to Jim Toth

Dagger chinned actress Reese Witherspoon and her CAA agent boyfriend Jim Toth are now engaged. Toth does not represent Reese. Her rep told Us, “They are extremely happy.” Oh, whew. Because ... Read More »

Natalie Portman Engaged and Pregnant

Aw, dammit. Natalie Portman and her choreographer boyfriend Benjamin CentiMillepied are engaged to be married. What’s worse, Natalie is also pregnant. The two met on the set of Black Swan. ... Read More »

Hugh Hefner Engaged to Crystal Harris

Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner presumably split because he would never marry her. Well, Holly might want to cover her ears and go “lalalalala” because Hugh, 84, asked current Playmate ... Read More »
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