Congratulations on Your Engagement, Here’s Your Turd Cake

Oh Cakes owner Emma McDonald decided to do the most passive aggressive thing she could and, instead of baking a normal cake for a client’s engagement party, she baked a cake that looked like poop with a flag stuck in it that read, “EAT SHIT!” Naturally, guests were horrified.


Scarlett Johansson Is Engaged?

In fairly odd news of the day, Scarlett Johansson may be engaged despite having rejected all my proposals including the one I sent her on a Valentine’s Day card written in my own blood.