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Congratulations on Your Engagement, Here’s Your Turd Cake

Oh Cakes owner Emma McDonald decided to do the most passive aggressive thing she could and, instead of baking a normal cake for a client’s engagement party, she baked a cake that looked like poop with a flag stuck in it that read, “EAT SHIT!” Naturally, guests were horrified.

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Scarlett Johansson Is Engaged?

In fairly odd news of the day, Scarlett Johansson may be engaged despite having rejected all my proposals including the one I sent her on a Valentine’s Day card written in my own blood.