During a vacation with friends in Hawaii, Eric Szmanda, Greg Saunders from CSI, ended up at a local tiki tavern on the island of Kauai. After Szmanda posed for pictures with people, a big Samoan woman came up to him.

He recalls, “I thought she wanted to shake my hand, but she clocked me in the face.” “Maybe she didn’t like my Hollywood kind in her bar.”

There is a simple explanation for why this happened. He didn’t do what I do when a big Samoan woman comes up to me. Run.

Someone should get David Caruso to visit that bar. I would love to see him dramatically take off his sunglasses after he gets punched and in his drawn out voice say, “Ow”, while shedding a single tear. Honestly, I don’t think I’m supposed to be laughing this much when I watch CSI:Miami.