The Blemish » ernest borgnine http://theblemish.com Better than a slap to the face Sun, 12 Feb 2012 03:40:56 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Ernest Borgnine has a secret http://theblemish.com/2008/08/ernest-borgnine-has-a-secret/ http://theblemish.com/2008/08/ernest-borgnine-has-a-secret/#comments Thu, 14 Aug 2008 17:49:11 +0000 The Blemish http://theblemish.com/?p=18609

Ernest Borgnine made an appearance on Fox & Friends where they asked him what his secret for looking so young was. Ernest, smirking, with a firm grasp on the interviewer, whispered in his ear, “I masturbate a lot.” Nice. Nothing is hotter than imagining a 91-year-old man hunched over in the Fox green room abusing ...]]>

made an appearance on Fox & Friends where they asked him what his secret for looking so young was. Ernest, smirking, with a firm grasp on the interviewer, whispered in his ear, “I masturbate a lot.” Nice. Nothing is hotter than imagining a 91-year-old man hunched over in the Fox green room abusing himself. If I were the interviewer, I’d find out whether he’s left or right handed because dude just touched his shoulder.

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