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Rihanna Is Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive

Esquire named Rihanna their Sexiest Woman Alive. To celebrate, they threw dirt and seaweed on her and took pictures. Congratulations? She also did an interview. Apparently, Rihanna likes to drink a ... Read More »

Alison Haislip Is in Me in My Place

Alison Haislip is best known for her work on G4′s Attack of the Show and recently as a backstage and social networking correspondent on NBC’s The Voice. Now she’s in ... Read More »

Paz De La Huerta Is in Her Place

Paz de la Huerta is the newest woman to be featured in Esquire Magazine’s collaboration with the Me in My Place photographer whose series seems like a clever ruse to ... Read More »

Kelly Brook Is in Esquire

The bad news is Kelly Brook is pregnant. The good news is there’s a whole cache of Kelly Brook bikini pictures from before she was pregnant that magazines have slowly ... Read More »

Stacy Keibler Does Esquire

Esquire’s “Me and My Place” concept is simple. Take pictures of your model in their own bedroom. In this case, Stacy Keibler. Although I don’t see how this is a ... Read More »

Brooklyn Decker See-Through in Esquire

Brooklyn Decker did a photoshoot for the February 2011 issue of Esquire and it blows Jennifer Aniston’s Allure spread out of the water even though there’s only two photos. That’s ... Read More »

Emmy Rossum Does Esquire

Esquire put Emmy Rossum in her underwear and then photographed her. This promises to be the hottest thing since last time they put a good looking celebrity in their underwear ... Read More »

Minka Kelly Named the Sexiest Woman Alive

For 2010. As determined by Esquire. To celebrate that honor, they told Minka Kelly to get half naked for a photo/video shoot. Turns out the easiest way to get girls to ... Read More »

Anna Torv Does Esquire

I almost forgot about this, but Anna Torv from the kick-ass show Fringe did a semi-topless shoot for Esquire. So if you’re a fan of almost topless blonde Australian chicks, ... Read More »

Rachel Weisz’s Kid Is Horny

Rachel Weisz’s kid is obsessed with breasts. Specifically his mom’s breasts which is actually Rachel Weisz’s breasts. Although her kid gets a little carried away by claiming she has the ... Read More »

Kate Beckinsale Named Sexiest Woman Alive

Esquire named Kate Beckinsale the Sexiest Woman Alive. I had doubts at first and was going to ask Esquire, “What about Megan Fox, Jessica Alba or me with lipstick? Didn’t ... Read More »

Bar Refaeli Teams Up With Stephen King, Sort Of

Apparently, today is get supermodels naked and photograph them day which is totally fine by me. Who am I to tell photographers how to make a living? The latest supermodel ... Read More »

The Hottest Thing Ever: Megan Fox Shot in HD for Esquire

Esquire shot their June issue with Megan Fox entirely in super hd video (4096 x 2304 resolution) on a Red One Camera. That’s big news apparently because no magazine has ... Read More »