If you couldn’t tell by the title, Claudia Schiffer, Eva Herzigova and Helena Christensen are naked in the latest issue of i-D magazine. This is the Flesh and Blood issue and it says “i-D Super Mature” which I take to mean is a collection of naked, aging supermodels. It’s shot in black and white because color hadn’t been invented yet when they were born. NSFW gallery starts here.

Eva Herzigova hit up a beach in France the other day and, um, what the hell happened? Does she eat? Why is she stupidly staring off into the distance? Does she see a squirrel? Why is her boyfriend wearing a towel in the ocean? Does any of this make sense? Am I in an alternate reality where supermodels look like they just finished chemo? Does Eva actually need SPF 75 to keep the Sun’s rays from burning her alive? So many questions.

Eva Herzigova, here in St. Tropez, is 35 years old, but compared to Tara Reid, 32, she looks like a supermodel. And she is so that’s not really a fair comparison. Granted, there’s never a fair comparison for Tara Reid unless you count that dead cat I drove by yesterday. But even then, if you put that cat in a pink dress and tied a little bow on it’s partially exposed skull, it’d be just as sexy as Tara. Maybe even sexier. Rawr, come here you sexy diseased pussy. The dead animal, not Tara.