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Is she pregnant or not?

August 21st, 20081 comment

There have been a wealth of rumors over the past few weeks claiming Eva Longoria is pregnant which she has been neither confirmed nor denied. So, do these photos of her on the set of Desperate Housewives offer any confirmation? I don’t know. What I do know from these photos, however, is that Eva has …

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Eva Longoria wants a baby

August 14th, 2008Respond

The creator and executive producer of Desperate Housewives, Marc Cherry, so desperate for ratings (hehe, see what I did there? I’m awesome) has revealed that Eva Longoria is trying to get pregnant with Tony Parker. There are rumors that Eva is already pregnant, but Marc said those pictures of Eva looking ugly and fat are …

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Eva Longoria is on a boat

July 11th, 20082 comments

Everyone is speculating that Eva Longoria might be pregnant and use these pictures of her vacationing in Portofino, Italy as evidence. They say she has a slight “bump.” Whatever. This chick isn’t pregnant. The only thing festering inside of her is a a bizarre belief that she’s hot.

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Eva Longoria wants MOAR!

June 30th, 20084 comments

It seems Tony Parker hasn’t been satisfying Eva Longoria. /Puts hand over mouth and giggles

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Tony Parker sucks

May 15th, 20081 comment

This was a couple of days ago, but a genius fan brought a cardboard cutout of Eva Longoria to the Spurs vs New Orleans game and put it up when Tony Parker was shooting free throws to distract him. It worked. Tony Parker missed his two free throws before security took the guy away. And …

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Eva Longoria has great taste

March 18th, 20081 comment

To celebrate her 33rd birthday, Eva Longoria-Parker ordered a cake with her picture drawn on it. The baker spent three hours recreating a heavily airbrushed Eva from a photo her people supplied.
The hit of the party? A Vanilla Rum flavored cake by Edda’s Cake Designs bearing her likeness! “Eva’s personal assistant contacted the company on …

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Best. Prank. Ever

March 13th, 20082 comments

Ashton Kutcher continues his cunning assault on gossip rags and paparazzi. In Touch discovered Ashton’s latest dastardly plot for his new show Pop Fiction was one that would knock everyone on their ass. It turns out, the Cartier necklace Mario Lopez gave Eva Longoria was fake. Gasp!
It’s true that Eva Longoria Parker and Mario Lopez …

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Tony Parker cheated on Eva Longoria

December 13th, 20071 comment

Alexandra Paressant (Myspace), a French model and supposedly the girlfriend who kept Ronaldinho up all night with sex and Playstation, claims she and Tony Parker maintained an illicit affair in Paris. A mutual friend, soccer player Thierry Henry, introduced the two after Tony gave her the come hither look — it consisted of him winking …

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