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Best. Prank. Ever

March 13th, 20082 comments

Ashton Kutcher continues his cunning assault on gossip rags and paparazzi. In Touch discovered Ashton’s latest dastardly plot for his new show Pop Fiction was one that would knock everyone on their ass. It turns out, the Cartier necklace Mario Lopez gave Eva Longoria was fake. Gasp!
It’s true that Eva Longoria Parker and Mario Lopez …

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Tony Parker cheated on Eva Longoria

December 13th, 20071 comment

Alexandra Paressant (Myspace), a French model and supposedly the girlfriend who kept Ronaldinho up all night with sex and Playstation, claims she and Tony Parker maintained an illicit affair in Paris. A mutual friend, soccer player Thierry Henry, introduced the two after Tony gave her the come hither look — it consisted of him winking …

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Rules don’t apply to Eva Longoria

November 19th, 20073 comments

Sometimes celebrities think they can do whatever they want without consequence. Case in point. At the Chateau Marmont, Eva Longoria ignored the host and started pulling chairs from other people’s reserved tables so she could join Ken Paves, Shakira and Victoria Beckham at theirs. Page Six says,
“Eva ran straight over to Posh and started pulling …

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The Eva Longoria sex tape is disappointing

October 2nd, 2007Respond

Yesterday, it was widely reported that an Eva Longoria sex tape was floating around the net. That’s kind of true, I guess. The tape was made for Will Ferrel’s Funny or Die and is basically a sketch with Eric Christian Olsen and Eva Longoria. There’s nothing sexy about it. Unless you consider night vision sexy. …

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An Eva Longoria sex tape could exist

October 1st, 20072 comments

A rumor has been circulating around the net that a sex tape featuring Eva Longoria and husband, Tony Parker, exists. The tape is supposedly already available online, but only for pay sites. The Sun says,
Rumours have been rife on the web that the saucy video exists and contains intimate scenes featuring the Desperate Housewives beauty …

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Eva Longoria in a bikini in Spain

September 4th, 20073 comments

Eva Longoria was in Alicante Spain in a bikini yesterday. I will not lie to you. I was slightly turned on. Even though Eva sometimes looks like a wayward sewer rat, that banner shot is pretty sweet. This should be a required photo in any celebrity bikini set. More after the jump.

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Eva Longoria got married

July 6th, 2007Respond

A picture of perfection as always.
On Saturday, Eva Longoria is expected to have a lavish wedding at a Paris church that used to serve French royals. Earlier today, however, Longoria arrived in a stretch limo at Paris’ city hall where she was joined by Tony Parker, who exited a gray minivan, to wed in a …

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Eva Longoria wears bikinis

July 2nd, 2007Respond

Eva Longoria was on a yacht wearing a bikini and on a beach wearing a bikini over the weekend. The utter lack of boobage makes this not that exciting. Unless you have an unhealthy obsession with Eva Longoria, in which case, you need help dude.
The ass shot is alright though.

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