OK! Magazine has secured a $2 million deal to publish exclusive photographs of Eva Longoria and Tony Parker’s wedding. OK! had been in a bidding war with People magazine for the rights.
“These were obviously highly coveted photos, and we were thrilled to negotiate the exclusive rights. Covering great moments with the celebrities that we love …

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Friends of Eva Longoria aren’t too thrilled about her upcoming marriage to Spurs superstar Tony Parker. They tell Page Six Tony just isn’t gracious.
“He puts himself ahead of her. He always orders at restaurants before her and is rude to waiters. We just don’t have a good feeling about him.”
Weird, people said the same thing …

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Last night at the NBA finals, the Spurs defeated the Cavs and Eva Longoria’s husband to be won MVP. Which explains why Eva dry humped Tony in the middle of the court. I remember when I won my first NBA championship. Wait, no. I mean, I remember when I stuffed 32 marshmallows in my mouth …

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Eva Longoria and other celebrities played in a celebrity beach volleyball tournament to help kids with cancer. Kind of like when the cashier asks me if I want to donate to help the children’s hospital. I sure would! Here’s a melted Hershey’s bar. Kids love chocolate.
More pictures of Eva’s selflessness after the jump.

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Eva Longoria celebrated the 2nd Anniversary of the Pussycat Dolls Lounge wearing the same dress Hayden Panettiere wore weeks ago. That’s bad right? Biting a 17-year-old’s style? Also celebrating was Jessica Simpson’s creepy dad, Joe Simpson, seen here cavorting with Eva Longoria. Joe could be picking daisies from a field and it would give me …

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Eva Longoria loves being dominated in the bedroom and is into being tied up with silk scarves.
“There’s something very sexy about being submissive.”
If she likes it so much, why did she squirm and scream when I did it? Was it the rope instead of silk scarves? Was it the meat clever in my hand? Was …

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32-year-old Eva Longoria knocked 21-year-old Mischa Barton off her pedestal to become the new face of Bebe Sport. Eva proudly declared,
“I used to be an aerobics instructor so I really know what works well for that type of activity. I love how stylish and comfortable the collection is.”
Aerobics instructors are hot 20-somethings who love the …

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Eva Longoria spent the day jogging and waving a bottle of water in the air asking the garçon for a refill. Oh and she didn’t really run. She just wiped imaginary sweat from her forehead to give the illusion of exercise. It’s what I do when I’m caught looking at cute girls in the gym. …

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