Kevin Nealon welcomed his first child with wife Susan Yeagley Monday night. Children everywhere ask, “Who’s Kevin Nealon?”
Sharon Stone thinks Isaiah Washington going to bigotry rehab is absurd noting people won’t change the way they think. Respect rising. She compares being called a fag to being called a bitch. Respect falling. Sharon then proudly declared, …

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Eva Longoria is naked, skinny and airbrushed in Arena magazine. I don’t care how many touch-ups they give her. She’ll always be ugly in my heart. I should say something nice about Eva once in a while. Hmm. Well, she isn’t fat and if she piles on the makeup she looks decent. There. I filled …

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The 33rd Annual People’s Choice Awards were held last night. I didn’t watch it because I was busy eating. Also, I had no idea it was on yesterday. It’s not liked it mattered much because as long as we have pictures of all the pretty people then everything is gravy.
Among the arrivals were Hayden Panettiere, …

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I know it’s no the most shocking thing, but Eva Longoria used to look like this back in 2003. Her face doesn’t have as much makeup and she’s a little less bronze (just a little). Her hair looks like Lisa Simpson and from some angles she doesn’t even look like the Longoria of today. If …

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Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are officially engaged. Tony Parker proposed after Eva got home from work and it was said to be romantic and perfect. Unlike Eva who is the equivalent of a rat dog.
That Tony Parker sure is a lucky guy. It’s not often the state allows you to marry man’s best friend. …

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Eva and Beyonce are shooting down rumors of them playing lesbian lovers in the film adaptation of Tipping the Velvet. Eva says to “stop the madness” because none of the quotes posted yesterday were even uttered. The rumor started last week before she even met Beyonce and now her lawyers are trying to track down …

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Hoping to jump on the Brokeback Mountain bandwagon, Eva Longoria and Beyonce are starring in Tipping the Velvet as lesbian lovers. Based on a novel about sexual repression, the story focuses on Kitty Butler and her lover Nan Astley in the 1890’s. Sofia Coppola is attached to direct while Eva and Beyonce are enthusiastic to …

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Eva Longoria has to be the most overrated piece of celebrity meat right now. Here she is at the premiere of Harsh Times looking like you expect she would when not on TV. Ugly, er, I mean uglier. What a pretty fake smile you have. I was watching the previews for this movie and all …

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