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Spurs win. Eva Longoria is happy

Last night at the NBA finals, the Spurs defeated the Cavs and Eva Longoria’s husband to be won MVP. Which explains why Eva dry humped Tony in the middle of ... Read More »

Eva Longoria plays for cancer

Eva Longoria and other celebrities played in a celebrity beach volleyball tournament to help kids with cancer. Kind of like when the cashier asks me if I want to donate ... Read More »

What in this picture does not belong

Eva Longoria celebrated the 2nd Anniversary of the Pussycat Dolls Lounge wearing the same dress Hayden Panettiere wore weeks ago. That’s bad right? Biting a 17-year-old’s style? Also celebrating was ... Read More »

Eva Longoria loves to be dominated

Eva Longoria loves being dominated in the bedroom and is into being tied up with silk scarves. “There’s something very sexy about being submissive.” If she likes it so much, why did ... Read More »

Eva Longoria stages a coup on Bebe

32-year-old Eva Longoria knocked 21-year-old Mischa Barton off her pedestal to become the new face of Bebe Sport. Eva proudly declared, “I used to be an aerobics instructor so I really ... Read More »

Eva Longoria gets some excercise

Eva Longoria spent the day jogging and waving a bottle of water in the air asking the garçon for a refill. Oh and she didn’t really run. She just wiped ... Read More »

Oh really?

Kevin Nealon welcomed his first child with wife Susan Yeagley Monday night. Children everywhere ask, “Who’s Kevin Nealon?” Sharon Stone thinks Isaiah Washington going to bigotry rehab is absurd noting people ... Read More »

Eva Longoria does Arena Magazine

Eva Longoria is naked, skinny and airbrushed in Arena magazine. I don’t care how many touch-ups they give her. She’ll always be ugly in my heart. I should say something ... Read More »