January 24th, 2008
Eva Mendes and Cameron Diaz traveled to Nepal for the MTV documentary, Trippin’, and said they kept themselves busy in their apartment by burping and farting all through the night.
“Cameron is a big old belcher, but I can’t belch. One night I had a heavy dinner, so I combated her belching with something I …
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January 18th, 2008
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Eva Mendes was on a French TV show, whose premise is apparently asking celebrities questions via a TV monitor, when part of her nipple slipped (areola) out of her “provocative” dress.
Areola is awesome, but asking questions to people in a small room through television is creepy. That kind of stuff is only supposed to happen …
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January 16th, 2008
Eva Mendes showed up to the premiere of Live! with a low cut dress which showed off her cleavage. And why wouldn’t she? It’s her movie. Interestingly enough, Live! is billed as a mockumentary. A direct contrast to the genre of my movie. Awesomementary. Huh? Yea, exactly. In your face grammarians.
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December 6th, 2007
Eva Mendes is the latest to go naked in PETA’s, “I’d rather go naked than wear fur” campaign and it’s not as awesome as you’d think because she’s not even really naked. Yea, she’s naked, but not naked naked. Not only that, PETA doesn’t even care enough to use new photo. They just used one …
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November 9th, 2007
20 years before
20 years later
Eva, just in case you were wondering, your beauty will not fade. Just look into your future aka Cindy Crawford. Same bone structure, same mole, same flawless skin. What is her secret you ask? Sex. And lots of it. Scientists say it keeps you young, so Cindy must be insatiable. Get …
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September 11th, 2007
From the 33rd American Film Festival in France, Eva Mendes says, “Hiiiiiiiiiii! Ok, byyyyyyyeeee!”
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June 28th, 2007
Eva Mendes filmed her first sex scene with Joaquin Phoenix in We Own the Night. But because of her strict Catholic upbringing, she has banned her dad from ever seeing it.
“It was very difficult for me to shoot. I was crying because it was my first ever love scene,” she explains.
“But at least you get …
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June 4th, 2007
I didn’t watch the 2007 MTV Movie Awards last night. Instead, I went to see Knocked Up which was pretty funny. Go watch it. From what I see, I didn’t miss much. There were no nipple slips or see-throughs. There was only Eva Mendes looking like Eva Mendes in a dress, Jessica Alba and Jessica …
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