Evan Rachel Wood turns 24 today. She celebrated last night in Europe by getting her tooth knocked out. Happy birthday!

Wood was with friends in Paris when they hit up a local spot for music and dancing. One of the dancers got a little wild with her elbows and hit Wood in the mouth, knocking out her tooth and giving her a fat lip. Wood is already meeting with a dentist to get a new tooth and will continue her press tour for Ides of March.

*Chris Brown jots down in his notebook “accidental elbow to the mouth”* *Nods his head in approval*

The cast of True Blood had their premiere party in LA last night and the entire cast attended. The most notable was Evan Rachel Wood because she chopped her hair off and got a pixie cut like Emma Watson. Ugh. Now what am I going to pull on?

Of course, Evan Rachel Wood recently came out as a bisexual which clearly means she has to dress the part. She told Esquire,

“Yes,” she said when asked if she dates women. “I grew up in love with David Bowie. So I was always into very androgynous things. Guys, girls… I’m into androgyny in general.”

Well congratulations. Mission accomplished. You’ve succeeded in looking androgynous and letting me know lesbians prefer chicks who could be mistaken for dudes. Which is strange because I always thought that much like straight men, they’d be really into hot chicks.

Marilyn Manson isn’t edgy at all and I never understood his goth schtick. His videos are try-hard and are about as shocking as two puppies play fighting. Yet, girls like Evan Rachel Wood date him (explanation of that here, it’s like when a white girl’s parents really disapprove of her dating a black guy).

And thank God for that because if she hadn’t, he’d never have tricked Evan Rachel Wood into taking “artistic” nudes for him.

The NSFW gallery starts here and the last three aren’t Rachel Wood. Actually, I’m not even sure if the first seven are of Evan Rachel Wood either. It looks more like Marilyn Manson did a quick tuck and took some self-shots. Obligatory “it’s a trap” and “troll.”

Evan Rachel Wood reveals to Esquire Magazine that she’s dated both guys and girls and doesn’t mind if her next relationship is a man or woman. “I’m up for anything. Meet a nice guy, meet a nice girl,” said Wood. She goes on to claim that when she dates a woman, she’s the man in the relationship. Does this mean she’s on top? Boner alert.

- “I was always into very androgynous things. Guys, girls … I’m into androgyny in general.”
- “I’m more of like the guy when it comes to girls. I’m the dominant one. I’m opening the doors, I’m buying dinner. Yeah I’m romantic.”

I echo the sentiment of everyone in the entire universe when I say, video or it didn’t happen. Honestly, releasing a sex tape would be for her own good. You don’t want people thinking you’re just saying this for publicity, right? (This mind game is sooo going to work!)

Evan Rachel Wood says she dated Marilyn Manson for four years as a way of having a childhood. She told NYMag,

“We [Wood's mother] had a bad breakup,” she says. “We hadn’t been apart for more than a week my whole life. We shared a room, we shared a bed. She was constantly by my side, all the time, until the minute I turned 18. I hopped on ­[Marilyn Manson’s] tour bus, and was like, I’m going to have an adolescence.” As mother-estrangement maneuvers go, appearing in a rock video in which you are doused in gore while making out with your goth boyfriend is hard to beat.

“I didn’t really get a normal childhood,” says Wood. “Manson gave me what I felt I’d missed out on, where you get to experiment and cut loose and change and grow. I lived 50 lifetimes in those four years.” All of which now lands Wood in an unusual position: While other actresses attempt to exorcise their time in the Mickey Mouse Club by chasing down their dark sides in gritty indie dramas, Wood, whose outré credentials are unimpeachable—even she admits she’s played one too many teenagers and trash princesses—finds herself tacking toward the light. “I really want to do an adult love story,” she says.

Speaking of an adult love story, in the HBO miniseries Mildred Pierce, Evan Rachel Wood goes full frontal. Growing up is fun! Granted, this clip from Egotastic would be much hotter if the music didn’t make me think I was watching a play. I started falling asleep before she even got out of bed. NSFW video under the cut.

Evan Rachel Wood showed up at the premiere of Mildred Pierce in New York City with “honey-blond” hair. Complimenting her new do, she wore a “plum, long-sleeved jersey Elie Saab gown and vintage-style earrings.” And from that point on I stopped reading Popeater’s description of her new look because I swear I started growing a vagina.

Skipping down a couple lines, I did catch this. Talking about Kate Winslet, her co-star in Mildred Pierce: “She coached me through my first nude scene,” Wood told E! News at Monday evening’s premiere. “I mean, she’s done it all. She was literally next to the camera going [thumbs-up].”

Sweet. Nude scene. Me man! Boobs! Grrr!

Evan Rachel Wood did sort of nude spread in August’s i-D Magazine. Shot by the lucky Terry Richardson who also did Blake Lively and Leighton Meester’s Rolling Stone shoot. Can you believe this guy gets paid to do this? Whenever I try to take pictures of naked ladies, I just get shooed away from the window or told to stop leering at other people’s girlfriends. Whatever, dude. This is a public beach. What are you gonna do? Punch me? Again?

Evan Rachel Wood will once again transform herself into Dita 2.0 as Page Six reports she and Marilyn Manson may be back on again. The two were seen leaving the W Hotel in LA together Sunday morning before the Oscars.

Our source outside the hotel said Manson emerged first and “said he was waiting for his girlfriend.” Then, she came out and they climbed into a waiting car.

God, anyone but Manson. He’s a freak. And I don’t mean that in a “I’m an adult and he scares me, kids these days” kind of way. I mean it in a “there’s something really wrong with that guy” kind of way. What grown man dresses like an obese 16-year-old goth chick with a Hot Topic discount card. It’s almost comical and, frankly, a little sad. I hope Manson hasn’t been deceived into thinking he’s still shocking anyone because he’s about as shocking as drinking a can of Sprite secretly filled with Coke.

Evan Rachel Wood is pissed that people would think she’d ever let that monster Mickey Rourke touch her. She told Rolling Stone that she feels “disrespected by the press and by Mr. Rourke.” Wood added that “Just because I’m single doesn’t mean that you can take advantage of me. It’s unfair that the performances might suffer because of all of these distractions.”

And if Mickey still didn’t get the hint, Wood continued, “I’m not attracted to him, he’s too old for me. Nothing ever happened and nothing ever will.”

While reading this out loud, Mickey’s face turned from glowing, to unamused and then to sad. After he finished the article, Mickey was seen sitting in his chair with a gun to his head sobbing, “I’m so grotethque.” Nearby friends couldn’t offer a counter argument.

Evan Rachel Wood, 21, was caught making out with her on-screen dad Mickey Rourke, 56, outside of Grey Goose’s SAG after-party at the Shrine on Sunday. The two were rumored to be dating back in November, but Wood denied it. When paparazzi questioned Rourke about it, he responded, “We’re just friends. And tell that faggot that said all this shit in the paper, I’d like to break his fucking legs,” so the Q&A pretty much stopped there.

Pop Tarts reports that the two were going up the stairs of the Four Seasons when Rourke grabbed Rachel and devoured her face.

First Rachel was dating Marilyn Manson. Now she’s moved on to Mickey Rouke. By logical progression, Rachel will be dating David Hasselhoff next. Hopefully she can keep up with all his hamburger requests. The Hoff loves his hamburgers.

Ever since Evan Rachel Wood was seen with Mickey Rourke, there have been rumors that the two were dating. This, of course, isn’t true. Mickey Rourke is a monster and Evan Rachel Wood is currently suffering from an identity crisis which makes them incompatible. That and Rachel says they’re just friends who bonded on the set of their new film, The Wrestler.

“Spread the word – I’m not dating Mickey Rourke,” Wood told PEOPLE at Sunday’s Hollywood Life 3rd annual Behind the Camera Awards in Hollywood. “Everybody thinks we’re dating and we’re not.”

“Mickey and I bonded while shooting The Wrestler and we became friends, but nothing more. I guess, because of my recent break up, I will be linked to many people, but I am not interested in pursuing a relationship at this point in my life. Any such rumor should not be taken seriously.”

The other night, paparazzi asked Rourke about the rumor while he was hanging out with a hot chick. He denied it as well and added, “Tell that faggot that said all this shit in the paper, I’d like to break his fucking legs.”

Yikes. You’d think Rourke would be more sensitive to the gays and not use the word “faggot” in such a derogatory manner since he’s inspired, fashion wise, by the Village People. Hot pink underwear underneath unzipped, tight leather pants? That’s just flaming.

What the hell? The picture on the left is supposed to be Evan Rachel Wood at the AFI Fest screening of The Wrestler but I swear it’s Dita Von Teese (right). Although I can see how it can be mistaken for a very psychopathic Evan Rachel Wood slowly losing her mind.

Rachel dated Marilyn Manson (just like Dita) for a while and broke up with him recently (just like Dita). Now she’s dressing like Dita, doing her makeup like Dita and styling her hair just like Dita.

If I was Dita, I’d start to be a little worried. Especially if Rachel comes up to her and asks to be her roommate. If Rachel does move in and a new puppy they buy is mysteriously thrown out the window, then it’s seriously time to call the cops before Rachel orally rapes her boyfriend while he’s sleeping.

Photos are of Evan Rachel Wood and then Dita Von Teese. Spot the differences.

That’s the NSFW video for Marilyn Manson’s new single Heart-Shaped Glasses whose name is just as retarded as the video. Today, Radar reports that Manson and mid-life crisis girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood had very real sex while filming the scene in the beginning. The one where Rachel fakes an orgasm.

According to a source close to the production crew, Manson and Wood elected not to fake their intercourse. Though their naughty bits are concealed on-screen by bedclothes and each other’s bodies, the logistics of the shoot ensured the crew members had an intimate view of the proceedings: The video was originally intended to be shot in 3-D, meaning the couple’s writhings had to be shot from several different angles simultaneously. And just to be sure they got it right, Manson and Wood got it on three times for the cameras.

I thought the only people who listened to Marilyn Manson have either killed themselves from the embarrassment or run out of money to buy makeup with. Apparently, there’s still a few people left which means we have to endure his shitty music for another year. Even more so now that he’s dating 19-year-old Rachel Evan Wood and simulating sex in music videos. If Manson was really controversial, he’d stab himself in the heart with an ice pick. You hear that Manson? I’m calling you out.