May 14th, 2008
Evangeline Lilly was on Jay Leno last night and talked about being so cheap that she didn’t want to move out of her mold infested house even though it was making her sick.
“I bought a house last summer and ended up finding out it was completely mould infested. I was getting poisoned by the mould …
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April 4th, 2008
After Dominic Monaghan’s character on Lost was killed off, he moved back to Los Angeles and tried making a relationship with Evangeline Lilly, who was still filming in Hawaii, work. The distance proved too great and the pair eventually broke up. Now following a series of “intense phone calls and meetings” (re: phone sex and …
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June 18th, 2007
Evangeline Lily flipped off the paparazzi at the airport the other day. Awwww, even when she flips you off she’s still looks cute. Evangeline could disembowel me with a samurai sword and I’d just flutter my eyes at her and giggle. Then while my insides spilled out, I’d crawl to my desk and crawl back …
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March 13th, 2007
A wave pulled down Evangeline Lily’s bikini bottom while she was minding her surfboard. When the wave was asked if it was everything he hoped for, he said, “Eh. It’s aight.” Larger version when you click on the picture.
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January 26th, 2007
Tyra Banks talks about being fat. [Evil Beet]
Dakota Fanning got raped for nothing. [Pajiba]
Naomi Campbell is not a witch. [Celebitchy]
Evangeline Lilly arrives. [ICYDK]
Britney Spears is cheap. [CityRag]
Rachel Hunter in a bikini. [Derek Hail]
Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson might be back on. [Celebslam]
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December 21st, 2006
A fire broke out in Evangeline Lilly’s rented Honolulu house yesterday. Neither she nor her roommates were home. The house was engulfed in flames when firefighters arrived.
Evangeline can stay with me until she finds a new home. Sure I’m not in Hawaii and she’ll probably hear some noises in her room at night, but how …
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November 13th, 2006
I am a big fan of these pictures of Evangeline Lily. I would have no moral issues if she decided to leave her hobbit boyfriend for me. You hear that Lily? A hotel room, 16 condoms and 3 enemas later you’ll think you’ve died and gone to heaven.
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October 11th, 2006
I just wanted to once again show you guys the true meaning of passion. Nothing is hotter than making out with a corpse while some dude busts a nut over you.
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