Famke Janssen rode around on a bike in NYC over the weekend while chatting on her headset which made it all the easier to get these upskirt shots without her knowing. Doesn’t Famke know that chatting and biking is the number one cause of bicyclist fatalities? That’s because people like me get so pissed that someone is biking at 5 mph in the middle of a busy street holding up traffic that we feel the need to speed up alongside them and open our side doors just before we pass.

This morning Regis and Kelly had the honor of being in the presence of Famke Janssen. Although Regis was absent and instead replaced with Jimmy Kimmel (really what’s one old white guy for the next?), and well… there seems to be no getting rid of Kelly Ripa.

So what did we learn this morning? Famke enjoys making odd clothing items for cast members, movie crews and even her dog. Although last time she knitted me a sweater I had to return it since who would want a sweater with the words “Lilijk Hund” written across their chest. What the hell is that anyway?