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Get off my internets

December 17th, 20073 comments

Fergie made a startling revelation that she strips on a webcam for her boyfriend, Josh Duhamel, to spice up their sex lives when she’s away on tour.
Fergie, 32, said: “We’re learning iCam. I’ve actually gotten to see a lot more of him lately, ever since I got home from tour, which is great.”
This year the …

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Transgenders gain acceptance in Hollywood

November 20th, 2007Respond

Fergie is hit and miss when it comes to sexiness. Sometimes, she looks so glamorous (ha ha! get it? the name of her hit single). Other times, I’m thinking back to Hillary Swank in “Boy’s Don’t Cry”. Sex with her could be quite the adventure. Just look at those ham-sized hands. She would force you …

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Fergie frightens me

August 29th, 2007Respond

Fergie went to get her hair done. God knows why. She needs to do more than that to look human. Look at those hands. They’re huge and almost alien. Maybe she is an alien? Eeek. I’m too young to be anally probed!

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Fergie raises the bar

February 12th, 2007Respond

The Grammy Awards made Fergie their token ugly pop star of the night. The only reason she was there was to make everybody else feel sexy. Really sexy. In my opinion, she was cheated out of best comedy album. With songs like Fergalicious, her debut solo album was rife with sarcastic wit. “And he be …

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The 2006 Billboard Music Awards

December 5th, 2006Respond

The 2006 Billboard Music Awards happened yesterday. As you can tell by Fergie’s performance in the video, it sucked as much as you thought it would. She lacks both charisma and looks and decided to get drunk beforehand. When I listen to the lyrics I want to vomit. Boys just come and go like seasons? …

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