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Fergie might be pregnant

Fergie reportedly spent more than $1,000 at an L.A.-area baby store July 8. She also supposedly bought a pink-themed gift set of “T-shirts, bibs and burpclothes from plainmary.com” All this ... Read More »

Beauty and the Beast

Who has it worse? Fergie, who has to stand next to Eva Mendes, someone a billion times hotter than her and makes her look like an even fuglier monster, or ... Read More »

Fergie in a bikini is unsettling

One time I thought I saw Fergie on the beach in a two-piece. “Don’t be a hero,” I warned myself. Alas, I knew I was the only one who could ... Read More »

Who would do such a thing?

Page Six claims Fergie may be pregnant with something. They suspect she’s gestating because her and her fiancé, Josh Duhamel, have moved up their wedding date. “She picked up a wedding ... Read More »

Fergie has an upskirt

Staring at Fergie’s face is like staring at an old catcher’s mitt. Its wrinkly leather distracting you from the fact that it has probably touched more balls than Mark Maguire’s ... Read More »

Fergie engaged to Josh Duhamel

Josh Duhamel proposed to that monster Fergie. The two are engaged, but no wedding date has been mentioned. God, if I ever propose to a girl who looks like Fergie, ... Read More »

Get off my internets

Fergie made a startling revelation that she strips on a webcam for her boyfriend, Josh Duhamel, to spice up their sex lives when she’s away on tour. Fergie, 32, said: “We’re ... Read More »

Transgenders gain acceptance in Hollywood

Fergie is hit and miss when it comes to sexiness. Sometimes, she looks so glamorous (ha ha! get it? the name of her hit single). Other times, I’m thinking back ... Read More »