Fergie frightens me

Fergie went to get her hair done. God knows why. She needs to do more than that to look human. Look at those hands. They’re huge and almost alien. Maybe ... Read More »

Fergie raises the bar

The Grammy Awards made Fergie their token ugly pop star of the night. The only reason she was there was to make everybody else feel sexy. Really sexy. In my ... Read More »

The 2006 Billboard Music Awards

The 2006 Billboard Music Awards happened yesterday. As you can tell by Fergie’s performance in the video, it sucked as much as you thought it would. She lacks both charisma ... Read More »