The Blemish » feuds http://theblemish.com Better than a slap to the face Fri, 10 Oct 2014 07:29:53 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.0 Katy Perry Responds to Taylor Swift’s Upcoming Song About Her http://theblemish.com/2014/09/katy-perry-responds-taylor-swifts-upcoming-song/ http://theblemish.com/2014/09/katy-perry-responds-taylor-swifts-upcoming-song/#comments Tue, 09 Sep 2014 17:37:35 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=187604 In that Rolling Stone interview I linked yesterday, Taylor Swift said she wrote a song for her new album, 1989, called “Bad Blood” about a fellow performer who tried to sabotage her tour. Looks like she was talking about Katy Perry.

“For years, I was never sure if we were friends or not. She would come up to me at awards shows and say something and walk away, and I would think, ‘Are we friends, or did she just give me the harshest insult of my life? [Then last year] she did something so horrible. I was like, ‘Oh, we’re just straight-up enemies.’ And it wasn’t even about a guy!” Swift further explained: “It had to do with business. … She basically tried to sabotage an entire arena tour. She tried to hire a bunch of people out from under me. And I’m surprisingly non-confrontational — you would not believe how much I hate conflict. So now I have to avoid her. It’s awkward, and I don’t like it.”

Katy Perry responded by calling Swift a Regina George in sheep’s clothing. That’s a Mean Girls reference if you didn’t quite get it.

Taylor Swift also told RS that she hasn’t gone on any dates in 18 months which explains why she’s writing revenge songs about fellow performers instead of ex-boyfriends now. That is to say, Katy Perry’s description of Swift is pretty spot on. Swift’s albums are basically her burn books.

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Madonna Has a Lady Gaga Diss Track http://theblemish.com/2014/08/madonna-lady-gaga-diss-track/ http://theblemish.com/2014/08/madonna-lady-gaga-diss-track/#comments Sun, 31 Aug 2014 19:00:03 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=187080 Madonna seems she’s tired of Lady Gaga ripping off her act and now has a diss track about her on her upcoming single “Two Steps Behind Me.” A source says Madonna really wants to “express herself.” *Starts slow clap*

‘You’re a copycat, Where is my royalty? You’re a pretty girl, I’ll give you that. But stealing my recipe, it’s an ugly look,’ Madonna sings in the hard-hitting song.

‘Did you study me hard enough? You’re never gonna be, you’re just a wannabe me. Like a sister all messed-up, who’s gonna help you out? In your fantasy, you can try it all. But you can’t be me.

‘You can walk the walk, even talk the talk. But you’ll always be two steps behind me.’

The source also says Lady Gaga will be “mortified” when she hears it. Although, that’s hard to believe. When’s the last time anyone heard music from Madonna? 1998.

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Another Shot Fired in the Bieber/Bloom Feud http://theblemish.com/2014/07/another-shot-fired-in-the-bieberbloom-feud/ http://theblemish.com/2014/07/another-shot-fired-in-the-bieberbloom-feud/#comments Thu, 31 Jul 2014 17:52:57 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=185797 Shots have been fired and lines have been drawn in the Justin Bieber/Orlando Bloom feud. In case you missed it, Orlando Bloom tried to punch Justin Bieber and everyone gave Bloom high fives, free shots and then all the girls blew him.

Since then, Bieber has been lobbing grenades on Instagram. First, he posted a photo of Miranda Kerr to sort of rub in his face the rumor that he might have slept with her while she and Bloom were married. He quickly took that down. Next, he posted a photo of a crying Orlando Bloom because showing a handsome man’s emotional side really turns off the ladies. Bieber’s really winning this war of attrition.

Celebrities have also begun choosing sides. By my estimation, according to this roundup from Us, it’s 11 – Bloom, 0 – Bieber, 5 -Neutral. Ouch.

Bloom has yet to respond to Bieber’s petty slams. Most likely because he’s too busy hanging out with chicks on yachts like he did today with Erica Packer.

Coincidentally enough, Erica Packer is the ex-wife of billionaire James Packer who Bloom’s wife is rumored to be dating. So it looks like Bloom is starring in his own sexy Vengeance Trilogy.

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Tia Mowry Says Charlize Theron Is Sort of a Bitch http://theblemish.com/2014/07/tia-mowry-says-charlize-theron-is-sort-of-a-bitch/ http://theblemish.com/2014/07/tia-mowry-says-charlize-theron-is-sort-of-a-bitch/#comments Thu, 24 Jul 2014 08:08:26 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=185537 Sister Sister’s Tia Mowry recently ran into Charlize Theron at SoulCycle spin class. It didn’t go so well. Tia says she was a big, fat meanie.

“She wasn’t very nice to me,” Tia, who has long admired Charlize’s work, dished to In Touch. “I said ‘Hi,’ and she actually rolled her eyes and said, ‘Oh my God.’”

While Tia tells the mag that she understands that anyone can be caught on a bad day, the exchange was still a disappointment. “I wasn’t over-the-top. I know how to approach another celebrity,” she adds. “Charlize was just mean. I’m just being honest.”

Could be an off day or it could be Sean Penn is finally rubbing off on Charlize and now, much like Penn, everything anyone says is a slight against her. Don’t even try to take a selfie with her. She will punch you in your god damn face.

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Nicki Minaj Threw Shade at Iggy Azalea at the BET Awards http://theblemish.com/2014/06/nicki-minaj-threw-shade-at-iggy-azalea-at-the-bet-awards/ http://theblemish.com/2014/06/nicki-minaj-threw-shade-at-iggy-azalea-at-the-bet-awards/#comments Mon, 30 Jun 2014 17:05:29 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=184202 For the 5th year in a row, Nicki Minaj won the BET Award for Best Female Hip Hop artist last night. It was a relief to Nicki who was up against Iggy Azalea, an artist who’s become a Billboard wrecking ball with her two singles.

Nicki seemed a little threatened about that because she verbally punted Iggy in the vag in her acceptance speech. Nicki threw a subtle jab at the fact Iggy is rumored to use ghostwriters as so many artists do.

“What I want the world to know about Nicki Minaj is when you hear Nicki Minaj spit, Nicki Minaj wrote it,” she said. But she didn’t want people to take it the wrong way. “No, no, no shade, no, no, no shade.”

Except, she did a couple signature Iggy Azalea moves while claiming no shade.

I prefer how rappers threw shade in the old days. Without subtlety. They would have just gone up to the stage, took their award, said, “Fuck Iggy Azalea and her weak ass shit,” and then dropped the mic. Straight and to the point.

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Rihanna Gave the Perfect Response to TLC’s T-Boz http://theblemish.com/2014/06/rihanna-gave-the-perfect-response-to-tlcs-t-boz/ http://theblemish.com/2014/06/rihanna-gave-the-perfect-response-to-tlcs-t-boz/#comments Fri, 06 Jun 2014 23:55:23 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=183066 During an interview for Channel 7’s Sunrise in Australia, T-Boz of TLC fame criticized Rihanna for wearing revealing outfits like this one.

“Every time I see you, you don’t have to be naked,” T-Boz said about Rihanna. “It’s easy to sell sex.”

“It’s hard for us to say anything because any time we do, they say, ‘Oh TLC must be jealous’, but I call a spade a spade,” she confidently stated.

She then tooted her own horn.

“We became the biggest girl selling group of all time with our clothes on and that says a lot,” Chilli added. “We could go around too with booby cakes [breasts] out all day long.”

Shots fired, right? Well, Rihanna responded perfectly by changing her Twitter header image to this.

rihanna-twitter

An image of T-Boz covering her bare breasts with her hand. That intense pain T-Boz is feeling right now? That’s a burn.

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Joan Rivers Calls Jennifer Lawrence ‘Arrogant’ http://theblemish.com/2013/11/joan-rivers-calls-jennifer-lawrence-arrogant/ http://theblemish.com/2013/11/joan-rivers-calls-jennifer-lawrence-arrogant/#comments Fri, 15 Nov 2013 17:27:28 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=172499 In a Q&A with Yahoo! last week, Jennifer Lawrence spoke about the unrealistic body expectations set forth by the media and blasted superficial shows like The Fashion Police for perpetuating these ideals.

“There are shows like ‘The Fashion Police’ that are just showing these generations of young people to judge people based on all the wrong values and that it’s OK to point at people and call them ugly or fat.”

Joan Rivers wasn’t too thrilled about these comments. She noted how much Lawrence loved them when they complimented her during awards season and is now doing a complete 180.

Whatever. You can’t expect Jennifer Lawrence to keep track of everything she says. She’s a busy woman with stigmas to break and hearts to set aflutter. *Swoons*

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Brandi Glanville Says Joanna Krupa’s Pussy Smells http://theblemish.com/2013/11/brandi-glanville-says-joanna-krupas-pussy-smells/ http://theblemish.com/2013/11/brandi-glanville-says-joanna-krupas-pussy-smells/#comments Thu, 14 Nov 2013 12:00:16 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=172207 According to Brandi Glanville, you should be glad those pictures of Joanna Krupa doing handstands by her pool weren’t scratch and sniff. That’s because her vag is rotten. At least according to Brandi Glanville.

During an appearance on Watch What Happens Live, host Andy Cohen told Brandi Glanville that his producer informed him Joanna Krupa had just tweeted to Brandi, “No wonder her husband left her.”

Brandi wasn’t about to take that sitting down. Metaphorically. Because she was actually sitting down. She shot back, “Well, Mohamed did tell me that her pussy smelled. Just saying. It’s true. I’m not lying. And Lisa Vanderpump was there when he said it. Sorry, bitch. I win!”

What Brandi won wasn’t exactly clear but it definitely wasn’t dignity or anything of the sort. Maybe the admiration of her peers? I mean, I did give her a golf clap while raising an eyebrow and sniffing the air out of curiosity.

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Kanye West Ranted at Jimmy Kimmel http://theblemish.com/2013/09/kanye-west-ranted-jimmy-kimmel/ http://theblemish.com/2013/09/kanye-west-ranted-jimmy-kimmel/#comments Fri, 27 Sep 2013 17:20:51 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=153237 Jimmy Kimmel did a skit the other day that poked a little fun at Kanye West’s ridiculous BBC Radio 1 interview which made no sense to anyone at all. Even the interviewer just sat there and nodded. The skit was basically kids repeating what Kanye said during the interview.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=7_O6QrdsP38

As you can see, pretty harmless. It was just juxtaposing Kanye’s inflated ego with childlike innocence. Anyway, Kanye didn’t like that one bit and went on a Twitter rant calling Jimmy’s face stupid. All in caps of course.

- JIMMY KIMMEL IS OUT OF LINE TO TRY AND SPOOF IN ANY WAY THE FIRST PIECE OF HONEST MEDIA IN YEARS

– JIMMY KIMMEL, I DON’T TAKE IT AS A JOKE…. YOU DON’T HAVE SCUM BAGS HOPPING OVER FENCES TRYING TO TAKE PICTURES OF YOUR DAUGHTER

– JIMMY KIMMEL PUT YOURSELF IN MY SHOES … OH NO THAT MEANS YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN TOO MUCH GOOD PUSSY IN YOUR LIFE…

– YOU CAN’T PUT YOURSELF IN MY SHOES. YOUR FACE LOOKS CRAZY… IS THAT FUNNY?… OR IF I HAD A KID SAY IT WOULD IT BE FUNNY???

– SHOULD I DO A SPOOF ABOUT YOUR FACE OR YOU FUCKING BEN AFFLECK…#NODISRESPECTTOBENAFFLECK #ALLDISRESPECTTOJIMMYKIMMEL!!!!

– I LIKE YOU,  YOU KNOW ME,  I WENT TO YOUR FAMILY’S WEDDING

– WHO YOU MADE IT CLEAR TO ME WASN’T YOUR FAMILY WHEN I WAS ON THEN PHONE WITH YOU 5 MINUTES AGO, YOU MANIPULATIVE MEDIA MUTHERFUCKER.

– SARAH SILVERMAN IS A THOUSAND TIMES FUNNIER THAN YOU AND THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS IT!!!

Then he posted two photos of Kimmel. Both insulting Kimmel’s face and his inability to get good pussy.

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/383392530319941632

The second one was my favorite. It was Sponge Bob making a rainbow with his hands.

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/383395736026501120

That may actually be the most clever thing Kanye has ever done which makes me think this entire feud is set-up. I guess it’s just the skeptic in me and the fact that I’ve never laughed at a Kanye insult until this picture.

Whatever the case, Kimmel responded last night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It05EvqFD6s

Moral of the story is to never get into a feud with a comedian because you’re going to have a bad time. Especially when the reasoning portion of your brain is blinded by your colossal ego.

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Liam Gallagher Booted Idris Elba’s Hat Across the Room http://theblemish.com/2013/06/liam-gallagher-booted-idris-elbas-hat-across-the-room/ http://theblemish.com/2013/06/liam-gallagher-booted-idris-elbas-hat-across-the-room/#comments Thu, 06 Jun 2013 16:55:35 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=145956 Liam Gallagher cleared up a rumor about what happened between him and Idris Elba (Prometheus, The Wire) at the NME Awards. In one of the more hilarious celebrity “fights,” Liam explained that Idris messed up his hair so he took Idris’ hat off his head and kicked it across the room. Liam still doesn’t know who Idris Elba is.

“He messed my f**king hair up, so I pulled his hat off and booted it across the room and that’s it… yeah, give a s**t.” When the DJ commented that Elba was “gigantic,” Liam went on, “I don’t give a f**k. I didn’t know who he was.” Adding, “I still don’t know who he is and I don’t give a f**k who he is. You don’t touch a man’s hair cut, man. Especially if you’ve got a red bobbly hat on. It’s not f**king Crossroads is it? You know what I mean? So let’s get that one straight, he f**ked my hair up, so the hat got it.”

I guess this is one of the better ways to get even with the 6’3” Elba. I mean, the guy can’t really punch you in the face for kicking his hat. Then he’d look like the gigantic douche and it’s really not good to be out-douching Liam Gallagher.

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