Elton John sat down with Good Morning America to talk about his commercial where he dresses up like a bitter queen, er, king for a Pepsi Super Bowl commercial. He sort of looks like the Burger King guy.

Anyway, does he have any advice for Madonna before her Super Bowl performance. He sure does! He told her, “Make sure you lip-sync good.” Which seems to be a running gag from 2004 when, during an awards acceptance speech, he made fun of Madonna for lip syncing at her concerts.

He pretty much gets a dig in at Madonna whenever he can. At the Golden Globes, he lost out to Madonna for Best Original song. Afterward, his husband, David Furnish, wrote: “Madonna winning Best Original Song truly shows how these awards have nothing to do with merit. Her acceptance speech was embarrassing in it’s narcissism. And her criticism of Gaga shows how desperate she really is.”

It’s safe to say, he’s already going to rate Madonna’s Super Bowl performance with three finger snaps and a “uh uh, girlfriend.”

The National Enquirer knocks another one out of the park. This time saying Angelina Jolie hates Stacy Keibler because she’s scared Stacy might steal Brad Pitt away from her much like she stole him away from Jennifer Aniston. The “proof” was during the Palm Springs International Film Festival where Brad and George Clooney joked around while Angelina chose to do press interviews “so she didn’t have to interact with Stacy.”

“Angelina is quick to judge, and she decided early on she wanted no part of this woman,” said a source. “It makes things uncomfortable for Brad and George since they are best friends.”

According to another insider, Stacy, raised Angie’s ire early on in her five-month romance with George when she gushed about Brad on Twitter, posting: “Brad Pitt wouldn’t be bad to look at every day!”

Said the insider: “From then on, Angelina’s been de­riding Stacy. She doesn’t like any woman even joking about wanting Brad, especially one who actually has access to him.

“She sees this girl as nothing more than a former cheerleader and pro wrestler and tells Brad, ‘George can do better than that!’

“She’s been ada­mantly opposed to the two couples going out together, even though George and Brad hang out a lot.” TNE

I can just imagine all four of them hanging out and when Angelina and Stacy make eye contact over each of their man’s shoulders, Angelina lets out a loud, cat-like hiss.

The end of the Twilight franchise couldn’t come soon enough as far as Kristen Stewart and Nikki Reed are concerned. The two used to be friends but then Nikki Reed banged Robert Pattinson causing Kristen Stewart’s face to get even more constipated looking. Is that possible?

The feud began over their costar, KStew’s longtime love, Robert Pattinson. “Kristen has never forgiven Nikki for the fling she had with Rob,” the source explains, even in spite of Nikki’s recent marriage to American Idol alum Paul McDonald.

“Kristen never confronted Rob about the affair; she just put the blame on Nikki and accused her of pursuing him.” Radar Online

Nikki has her own problem with Kristen. Nikki thinks Kristen, is, like, soooo fake. Can someone get me out of this teen diary?

The insider also reveals that Nikki has another problem with Kristen — her hypocritical attitude toward stardom. “Nikki’s the most down-to-earth actress you’ll ever meet,” says the source. “Kristen acts like she can’t be bothered with fame, yet she lives for all the press about her and Rob.”

Kristen acts like she hates the fame that comes with acting but you know that chick has a scrapbook of all the Us and PEOPLE articles about her and Rob. And that she’s gone back through them and cut out Nikki Reed’s head from every picture.

Daniel Craig recently told GQ magazine that the Kardashians are all a bunch of idiots. He said, “You see that and you think, ‘What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a f**king idiot on television and then you’ll pay me millions?’ I’m not judging it. Well, I am, obviously.”

Naturally, Kris Jenner got all huffy and tells Heat magazine she wants Daniel Craig to apologize like a man aka throw some publicity their way. “(He has) crossed the line. It’s not made him look like the world’s nicest guy. The right thing for a real man to do now would be to issue a public apology. The easy thing would be to criticize his career now, but our family won’t stoop to that level.”

Criticize what? Daniel Craig is starring in David Fincher’s The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo which has a good chance of being nominated for an Oscar. And he’s James Bond. Sure, Cowboys & Aliens wasn’t that great but if you’re comparing it to any body of work by a Kardashian, it’s like Citizen Kane. Maybe he’d be more credible to Kris if he was peed on by Ray J.

The creepily thin Jonah Hill showed up on Jimmy Fallon and talked about how Glee’s Matthew Morrison bullied him at a Fox party her recently went to.

“This (publicity) woman is giving us these instructions… and no one is paying attention… and Zooey (Deschanel) starts talking to me. And I’m, like, whatever I don’t want to get in trouble or anything like that. And she keeps talking to me, and the woman goes, ‘Jonah, please be quiet while I’m talking.’

“This guy (Morrison) piggybacks this woman calling me out. I’ve never met this guy before in my entire life. He goes, ‘Yeah Jonah, can’t you stop talking for one second?’ And everyone laughed at me! I wasn’t even talking to anybody!

“So, I’ve already got in my head that I don’t like this guy. I’m sure he’s a good human being but you don’t throw a dude under the bus that’s just sitting there being quiet… He bullied me. He’s a big timer on Fox (with his show Glee), I’ve got stars in my eyes and he’s been to the dance before, I’m just some movie guy trying to make it in that world.

“Cut to a couple weeks later… and I see this guy, Matthew Morrison, and he’s talking to one of the Gossip Girl guys, Chace Crawford… I go, ‘They don’t see me, I’m gonna get some scoop, I’m gonna call this dude out, I’m gonna like bust up his conversation.’

“And I wander up behind these two guys and I’m eavesdropping and I can’t really hear what’s going on and then I hear, ‘Something, something, something… Jonah Hill.’ And then they both start laughing! And so I’m the punchline in this guy’s joke? He doesn’t even know I’m at this party. What is his deal?” — Holy Moly

To be fair, Matthew Morrison might have just been giving Jonah Hill a hard time and knew Jonah Hill was listening in on him and Chace Crawford. Although, much like Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill probably lost his sense of humor on that diet. Sure, he still cries into his pillow at night, but now it’s less funny and more depressing when you watch him do it.

As you may have read from your 24hr Charlie Sheen streaming news feed, Sheen is getting roasted on Comedy Central. And because Sheen is a self-obsessed jackass whose appetite for revenge is insatiable, the episode is airing on September 19, the same day as Ashton Kutcher’s debut episode of Two and a Half Men. A Comedy Central source tells Popeater, “If you think this is a coincidence then you are nuts.”

“This is Charlie getting the last laugh. He doesn’t care what they say about him at the roast as long as the show kills CBS in the ratings,” a friend of the actor’s tells me. “Charlie has a thick skin and can laugh at himself but if you hurt him, like he thinks Chuck Lorre did, then he doesn’t forget.”

Charlie is hoping a bunch of people making fun of him on a cable network will outdo the number one rated comedy on the national network known as CBS. Yea, tell me how that works out for you, Charlie Sheen. Not only is this guy a degenerate but he’s also delusional. The only last laugh he’ll have is a really uncomfortable one when he’s forced to howl at his own joke because no one else will.

News broke on Monday that Ryan Dunn, 24, of CKY and Jackass fame, and his passenger, Zachary Hartwell, had died in a car crash after losing control of  his 2007 Porsche 911 GT3 in Pennsylvania. Going at around 110 MPH, Dunn somehow flipped over a guardrail and crashed into the woods causing the car to burst into flames. The only recognizable part of the Porsche was a door thrown from the crash.

Many believe alcohol was a contributing factor because of how drunk Dunn looked two hours before at Barnaby’s of America in West Chester and his history with DUI. TMZ says Ryan downed 3 beers and 3 shots in 4 hours before getting into the car.

Following the news, Roger Ebert got his two cents in, tweeting, “Friends don’t let jackasses drink and drive.” A relevant point to make about how his friends should have stopped him from driving drunk.

Bam Margera, however, got upset. He tweeted back, “I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day and piece of shit roger ebert has the gall to put in his 2 cents,” and, “About a jackass drunk driving and his is one, fuck you! Millions of people are crying right now, shut your fat fucking mouth!”

Death is sad but Bam might be exaggerating when he says millions are crying about the death of a guy that entertained others by sticking things in his ass and diving into pools of poop. Speaking of insensitivity, I wonder if Bam has seen Roger Ebert lately. He should know Ebert doesn’t have a mouth to shut.

Sidenote: Facebook removed Roger Ebert’s fan page for being hateful, threatening or obscene. Update: Facebook says the page was taken down by mistake.

Sidenote 2: Perez Hilton also got a few tweets in but who cares because f**k him.

In a recent interview with Marie Claire, January Jones came off as sort of a bitch saying the girls in her high school were bitches because she was pretty. Talking with Shortlist, Zach Galifianakis reveals why he thinks January Jones may be a true bitch.

In the interview, Zach was asked about January calling him the most “naturally funny” man she’d ever met. The question left Zach confused because she was everything but nice to him when they met.

“That’s really funny because, if I remember correctly, she and I were very rude to each other. It was crazy,” he explains. “I was at a party—I’d never met her—and she was like, ‘Come sit down.’ So I sit at her table and talk for 10 minutes, and she goes, ‘I think it’s time for you to leave now.’ ”

And what did he come back with?

“So, I say, ‘January, you are an actress in a show and everybody’s going to forget about you in a few years, so f–king be nice’ and I got up and left. And she thinks that’s funny?”

This may be the reason she was cast as the Ice White Queen Emma Frost in the upcoming X-Men: First Class. Although, to be fair, Zach didn’t say what was said before Jones told him to leave. He could have told her he wanted to stab her throat with his penis for all anyone knows. Or maybe January Jones is really good at dead panning and Zach took it the wrong way. Which would be ironic. Or she could just be a complete bitch like every report suggests. I mean, who are we supposed to believe? A bunch of first hand accounts or assumptions from a blogger based on nothing?

Heidi Montag may have a bit part in a movie with a couple A-list actors but that doesn’t give her credibility. Hence, why Jennifer Aniston banned her from the premiere of Just Go With It. Or so Heidi claims. Start your fabricated celebrity feud engines!

“I’m so upset,” the former reality star, 24, tells the new issue of Us Weekly (on stands now). “I was so excited! This is the first movie I’ve ever been in and I can’t walk the red carpet because Jennifer Aniston decided I was ‘too polarizing.’”

Montag, who renewed her vows with husband Spencer Pratt, 27, in November after their very public split adds that she had already designed her own dress for the event and made a deal with producers not to go to any events beforehand.

“I’ve been such a huge Jennifer Aniston fan my entire life and it’s just really upsetting that she would do this to me,” says Montag. “She should know how hard it is to make a career for yourself and to have someone like Jennifer Aniston go out of her way to make things hard for me is really disheartening.”

However a rep for Aniston, 41, claims she has no issues with the reality star. “This is absolutely false. Jennifer has nothing to do with who was or was not invited,” her rep tells Us

I really doubt Jennifer Aniston gives two sh*ts about whether or not Heidi Montag attends the same premiere as her. I bet if you ask Jennifer who Heidi Montag is, you’d have to cup your hands in front of your chest and giggle like an idiot for her to finally get it. Even if she did attend, she’d be at the tail end of the celebrity red carpet. She’d be so far in the tail end that all the photogs would have already left. The only person taking pictures of her would be that creepy fat kid with a rose.

Not only does 41-year-old Jennifer Lopez’s new single “On the Floor” bear an uncanny resemblance to 23-year-old Kat DeLuna’s single “Party O’Clock” that was released in Europe last fall, but now so does Jennifer’s video. In a behind the scenes clip of the making of for Lopez’s music video, there are a few scenes which seem straight ripped from Kat’s. Please explain this, Gatecrasher!

When J.Lo’s video is compared to the clip for “Party O’Clock,” there are frames in which the singers look as if they dressed from the same wardrobe.

In “Party O’Clock,” DeLuna rocks leopard-print leggings and a black strapless leotard as she gyrates in a club scene.

In her video, J.Lo dons a blue leopard-print leotard with dark blue leopard leggings. According to a source who scrutinized a rough cut of Lopez’s video, J.Lo also imitates DeLuna’s “dance hall moves” as she … gyrates in a club scene.

The fact that RedOne produced both singles could account for the lyrical similarities but not for the video. A source argues that Lopez’s video is “inspired” by DeLuna’s and all J.Lo did was give Kat’s vision a bigger budget. So, you see, Jennifer is actually helping Kat. If anything, Kat should be thanking her. Or not.

A former Sony BMG employee says this isn’t the first time Lopez has been “inspired” by Kat. Back in 2007, they both recorded for the same record company. DeLuna was working on her first album and her label suggested using the song “Miles in These Shoes” as her first single.

Jennifer laughed a hearty laugh, pointed her bony finger at record execs and told them to bring the song and some donuts to her. She “specifically urged executives to withdraw the song from Kat” so she could record it for the 2007 album “Brave.”

On Wednesday, DeLuna may have had enough and through a spokespersons said:

“I’ve seen this before, where the more established artist tries to take the vision and artistic ideas away from an emerging artist, and assumes no one will notice because of their bigger shadow,” DeLuna said through her spokesman. “Luckily, my loyal fans and the power of the Internet have let the ‘Kat’ out of the bag.”

DeLuna remains a good sport about the situation: “Business is business,” she says, adding she’s focusing on positive feedback from her upcoming single, “Dancing Tonight.”

Jennifer Lopez sounds like a bitch. She acts sweet and nice but that image is directly contrasted by these stories of her screwing people over and acting like a diva.

If you haven’t already, go check out Gatecrasher’s side-by-side of Jennifer and DeLuna. Jennifer’s photo is perfect. It makes her look like a soul-sucking she-devil. Also, Jennifer’s behind the scenes and Kat’s video below.

“Chelsea Handler makes fun of peoples kids… Probably because she’s a dried up old whore” — Jenna Jameson

Presumably in response to a Glamour interview where Chelsea said she didn’t like the word “raunchy” because it reminds her of Jenna Jameson. Regardless, um… pot, meet kettle.

There’s this joke that goes, “Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still retarded.” I don’t know why I just thought of that. Weird. Anyway.

A source says Paris Hilton is more than annoyed that Kim Kardashian makes more money than her on special appearances and various endorsement deals since it was Paris who showed Kim how to work the red carpet and turn her name into a marketable brand.

“It was Paris who really showed Kim the ropes,” said a longtime observer and acquaintance of both women. “Thanks to Paris, Kim learned how to work a red carpet, develop a reality TV show and — most important — turn herself and her entire family into a major marketing brand, now worth millions.”

They left off the part about releasing an underwhelming sex tape and constantly whoring yourself out before sanitizing your image to get higher paying, family friendly sponsors and events. I guess Paris completely forgot about the sanitizing part. Having sex with Paris is like having sex with a garbage bin of used hospital needles.

I’m just waiting for the day Tom Brady gets tired of being made fun of by a 16-year-old lesbian, shaves his head and kicks Justin Bieber’s ass. That day should be inching closer if Justin keeps this up.

Most recently, Justin debuted his alter ego, Shawty Mane, and made a rap video. He sings, “Hello Mr. Brady, tell him leave his hair to the guy who sings ‘Baby’.” Granted, it’s only one line but that’s the only line that made any sense and I think that’s reason enough to get Brady’s entire team to beat him with bars of soap.

Near the end of the video, Justin says he did this to prove he can rap too. Success! If by success you mean string a bunch of words together that rhyme but make no sense in context.

Note: I will never get tired of that picture of Tom Brady