A cracked out rant that probably no one could understand. Read all 35 tweets here. Highlights include: “youve done a dammed good job frances of destroying anything i could build that is positive, and i want to know why now that your of age” and “i could never do anything to frances that involved her personal public humilation like utah, or certain items that r private & wld ruiinher” and “so how could she do it to me, ? dont answer fiddle you need to answer use the family wizard, i took the high road, i raised you well and im so sorry i couldnt protect you from lairds greed and need to fuck with you daqrlingyou oinbly get 37% Of in utero, its impossible for me to.”

I feel like I need a decoder ring to decipher what Courtney is saying. All I got from reading this whole thing was she can ruin her now 18-year-old daughter, her family has a wizard and something about Nirvan’s album In Utero. None of this garbled shorthand makes any sense. She could be talking about getting a sex change for all I know.

Last week, Courtney Love lost custody of her 17-year-old daughter Frances Bean Cobain. Frances is now under the guardianship of Kurt Cobain’s mother and sister. Courtney has also been slapped with a restraining order. Which is why she’s taken to Facebook to write missives about her daughter.

At first, Courtney claimed that Frances not always honest and clearly deluded and that she only wanted out so she could access her inheritance but that Frances had another thing coming because she’s not rich at all. Courtney spent it all on drugs and talismans, you see.

According to others, Courtney’s behavior has been more crazy and erratic than usual. That’s saying a lot like this shark with poison-tipped teeth has become even more deadly now that it’s developed feet.

Most recently, Courtney wrote on her Facebook wall that she didn’t want Frances to turn into Jamie Lynn Spears, pregnant at 17.

“id just prefer she not become Jaimie [sic] L Spears. She should go be a writer or an a…rtist wich I support 100% but this is a circus and it pains me cos i know she hates it.”

Love also wrote:

“i very much miss my daighter, i know she knows how miserable i am im despairing and so said, so so sad, but i just want to help her be happy, thats it, get her house and get her school and that’s all ive ever wanted.”

Hold on a second. People are still trying to decipher what Courtney Love is saying? She’s gone from MySpace to a blog back to MySpace and now she’s on Facebook? It’s like everywhere she goes she leaves a path of social networking destruction. The servers probably blow up trying to spell check her posts. A baby with Tourettes makes more sense than her.

Here’s Courtney looking bombed in Dazed and Confused magazine. NSFW both for nudity and because it’s Courtney Love.

Courtney Love lost legal custody of her 17-year-old daughter Frances Bean Cobain last Friday. Wendy O’Connor, Kurt Cobain’s mom, and Kimberly Dawn Cobain, Kurt’s sister, have been appointed legal guardians. This was decided in court without Courtney present. TMZ says the guardianship was established after a fairly long period of unstable conduct by Courtney Love.

This should have happened years ago. In less than a year, Frances will legally be an adult. This is like locking up a serial killer one day before he’s about to die. Courtney has been crazy forever now. Yet it was only last week that the court decided a steady diet of insanity doesn’t really help build a sound body and mind. Being raised by her must have been terrifying. Between Courtney trying to convince her that cat food is a French cuisine and the nonsensical rants on Twitter and MySpace, it’s amazing that Frances isn’t cutting off her hair and banging 30-year-olds.

15-year-old Frances Bean Cobain, daughter of Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain, is currently interning at Rolling Stone magazine and insiders say she’s already acting like a prima donna.

“she doesn’t get coffee for anyone . . . calls in sick all the time and wears funny outfits.” A Rolling Stone rep denied the story, telling Page Six, “She’s a great girl, and we’re thrilled to have her.”

These rich kids think they’re entitled just because of their last name. We’ll see how entitled Frances feels when Rolling Stone institutes their new policy which states: “Anyone named Frances Bean Cobain wearing a funny outfit will be beaten with a funny bat.” Of course, the bat in question is just a normal aluminum bat. What makes it funny is there’s a clown painted on it. See? Haha.

[Frances Bean Cobain and Courtney Love arriving at the 2007 Rodeo Drive Walk of Style honouring Gianni and Donatella Versace. Image via Splash News]