Salma Hayek’s husband, Francois-Henri Pinault, owner of Yves Saint Laurent, Gucci and other brands, got Linda Evangelista and Salma Hayek pregnant at almost the same time in 2006. Linda was pregnant in early 2006 when Francois was on a break from Salma while Salma was pregnant later in 2006. They now both have 4-year-olds by Pinault.

Thing is, he got both women pregnant that same year, resulting in the two sex sirens now having 4-year-olds by the French luxury brand owner—except that Evangelista had kept her baby daddy’s name secret this whole time.

Until, that is, she was spotted in a New York court arguing over a child support agreement she made with Pinault. According to public records at the court, there are ongoing proceedings between her and Pinault.

Evangelista played the January Jones game, keeping her baby daddy’s name mum, then even lying to protect Pinault when she claimed in interviews the father was a “New York architect.” New York architect, French luxury brand owner, potato, potahto.

There had been previous murmurs of Pinault being the father of her son, Augustin James Evangelista. Page Six fingered the businessman in 2007, though Evangelista’s rep denied it. But the leggy beauty’s longstanding cover was blown yesterday when she appeared in Manhattan Family Court to hash out a custody agreement with Pinault.

The 46-year-old supermodel has been to the court at least three times now, with no agreement being reached on their custody plans, which means a support trial is likely. Pinault was not present yesterday at the hearing, but the Manhattan magistrate’s court action confirms to the New York Post that he is in fact the father. [E!]

All those rumors of Pinault being the father, Salma Hayek had to have guessed so it’s probably no big surprise to her. This story is pretty boring actually. Yawn. I’m going to go make a sandwich.

Just like Spencer and Heidi, Salma Hayek also held a second wedding on Saturday to her French billionaire Francois-Henri Pineault. The ceremony took place at Venice’s Teatro La Fenice opera house. 150 guests showed up (50 less than at Heidi and Spencer’s), but as you well know, it’s quality not quantity.

In stark contrast to Heid and Spencer’s almost D-listers, Hayek’s wedding included stars such as Penelope Cruz, Javier Bardem, Ed Norton, Woody Harrelson, Charlize Theron, Stella McCartney and Ashley Judd who serenaded the bride and groom with a Hawaiian version of Over the Rainbow.

While guests danced to a 14-member band inside the opera house, Theron and companion Stuart Townsend, along with designer McCartney, took a break outside. At one point, the two women sang “Don’t Cry For Me Argentina,” from Evita, before Hayek – who had exchanged her Balenciaga wedding gown for a knee-length fuschia dress– joined them for the Rolling Stones’ “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction.”

Asked for comment, Salma Hayek’s breasts said they were very happy with the way things turned out. They especially loved the dress which allowed for both breathability and heavability. Oh and Salma Hayek said the wedding was pretty cool too or whatever.

Salma Hayek married her baby’s daddy Francois-Henri Penault in a quiet ceremony on Valentine’s Day. Now she’s getting married again, but this time in a much larger ceremony. Guests include Antonio Banderas, Melanie Griffith, Penelope Cruz and Luis Miguel to name a few.

According to People en Español, the celebration will kick off with a rehearsal dinner Friday, followed by a wedding ceremony Saturday at the Palazzo Grassi, a white marble palace built in 1748-1772 and owned by the Pinault family since 2005.

The home has a special meaning for the couple: It’s the location where they first met when he held a gala party there in 2006.

Any reason to put Salma Hayek in a hot ass dress is fine by me. They probably need to custom make it for her too. Like when the tailor measures her chest, he’ll scream, “More fabric. We need more fabric, goddamnit!” and his assistant will go, “We do not have enough, captain! I cannot hold her!” And the whole scene will turn into one weird Star Trek episode about Salma Hayek’s boobs.

French news magazine Le Point reports that Salma Hayek and her baby’s daddy, French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault and owner of Le Point, were wed in central Paris on Saturday. People points out that they called off their engagement last July but, as it often does, two trips to Paris helped rekindle the romance.

Aww. Fairy tales do come true. It must have been tough for these two to overcome their differences. What with Salma being a millionaire and Francois being a billionaire. One eats with a golden spoon and the other has someone else feed them with a golden spoon. They’re from two different worlds really.