When Gavin Rossdale was 17, he and a guy calling himself Marilyn were in a sexy relationship. Gavin finally opened up about it in Details. Details is a gay magazine, right? Anyway, Gavin says it was a one-time experimentation and that it’s part of growing up. What?

Details: Last year, the cross-dressing pop singer Marilyn revealed that he was romantically involved with you in your teens—an assertion Boy George first made in 1995. Why haven’t you talked about those claims?
Gavin Rossdale: I think at the outset there was a sort of fear—that was right at the beginning of Bush, and I didn’t want it to be part of it. It felt like a cheap shot, so I was like, “I’m not getting involved.” I’ve never wanted to appear closed about it. It’s not something I’ve talked about really because it’s always been in the glare of a tabloid world. It’s just one of those things: Move on. When you’re 17, Jesus Christ. I don’t think there’s anything strange about any form of—you’re learning about life. It’s a part of growing up. That’s it. No more, no less.

Details: So it was just a one-time experimentation?
Gavin Rossdale: Yeah. That was it. You have to know what you like, and I know what I like.

I must still have some growing up to do because I’ve yet to bang a dude. It must be a rite of passage into adulthood and a sign of maturity that I’m not aware of. Makes sense because I still giggle whenever someone says “penis”. Hehehehe.

Courtney Love was on The Howard Stern Show where she said she was sleeping with Gavin Rossdale while he was with Gwen Stefani.

“Everyone gave me so much s— because Gavin sounded like a lot like Kurt….” Love said. “But man, he was such an Adonis in his day! He got good in bed … something happened. Maybe Gwen taught him, for all I know.”

Stern then asked her, “You were [having sex] him while he was with Gwen Stefani?”

“Yes,” Love replied. “She does know.”

Stern continued: “You mean he was having sex with you while he was with her?”

“Everyone … yeah … and a few other people,” Love said. “We didn’t have a lot of pressure on each other, but we did like each other quite a bit.”

In 2004, Gwen found out Gavin had a secret kid before he met her. Plus, Gavin is obsessed with Nirvana so I wouldn’t put this past him.

But is there anything worse than finding out your guy was sleeping with a drug addled, crazy, fug mess while he was sleeping with you? That must suck. If you’re going to cheat on someone, at least do it with someone pretty so it’s worth it when you get caught. Gavin probably hasn’t responded yet because he’s deeply embarrassed. I’d be too. I’d sooner admit to letting Boy George suck me off at a rest stop than admit to having sex with Courtney Love.

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Gwen Stefani gave birth to a baby boy at Cedars-Sinai this morning at 12:46 PM. They named him Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. Because they hate him and already curse the day he was born.

“Kingston, Gwen and Gavin Rossdale welcomed the newest member of their family. Mother, baby and family are all happy and healthy.

Zuma Nesta Rock reminds me of beverages and sadness. Zuma = Numa Numa. Nesta = Nestea. Rock = Shaking my head in utter disbelief. They might as well have named him “Please, not the face” so the other kids will know.

Having just given birth to her son, Kingston, last year, Gwen Stefani is reportedly pregnant again. 13 weeks pregnant!

“They found out at California’s Cedars-Sinai hospital and couldn’t wait to share the news with everyone.”

Back in October Gwen revealed she was keen to have more kids. She said: “Obviously I’m in a race to have another one but I don’t want to do it while I’m out on tour.”

Why is everyone having a baby? Is there something I don’t know about? Should I be worried? Is this a sign that I shouldn’t be adopting children for the sole purpose of enslaving them or is it a sign that I should be? Should I not be whipping them? But, if I don’t, they won’t have any motivation to sew faster. But, if I do, I have to hear them constantly cry about it. Oh, what confusing times we live in.