George Clooney is said to have dumped Sarah Larson last month, who supposedly found out about it through a magazine, because she ignored his advice on not getting a boob job. In Touch Weekly writes:
“George really didn’t want her to get the boob job. Although she asked George if she could do her recovery at …

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George Clooney’s split with Sarah Larson was sudden and unexpected. Sarah thought she and George were going to marry, but George had other plans. Namely, banging a bunch of other women.
“She thought they were getting married. Instead, she got dumped,” a friend said. “She’s really upset. Devastated.”
“She’s totally heartbroken and doesn’t deserve this,” a friend …

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George Clooney has finally bored of that cocktail waitress he picked up at the Whiskey Bar in Vegas last year and kicked her to the curb. Mmm hmmm. *Snaps fingers* That’s not to say his relationship with Sarah Larson wasn’t significant. No, it certainly was. Sarah was the first girlfriend to ever attend the Oscars …

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George Clooney’s current girlfriend, Sarah Larson, used to be a go-go dancer in Vegas. Also on her resume is being hired by promoters to “attend special events in sexy outfits and party with her wild girlfriends.” Armed with this knowledge, one may stumble upon pictures of Sarah partying in Vegas. And that’s what Star Magazine …

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In the latest issue of Esquire, George Clooney responds to critics with humor rather than with anger and lawsuits which makes me swoon. Aww, George Clooney. Ain’t he the greatest?
On the rumor he started about getting his eyes done:
“They used to say you can’t make a joke in print, but you can get away …

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Back when George Clooney first started out acting making guest appearances on shows like Roseanne was known as a prankster just as he is today. Laurie Metcalf [Roseanne''s sister on the show] recalls the time when Clooney dug out a piece of art from a dumpster and told his friend he had it specially made …

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Last Friday, George Clooney and girlfriend Sarah Larsen were dining at Madeo in L.A. next to Fabio and his women. One of Fabio’s friends started taking pictures of the group which of course was a clever cover story for taking pictures of Clooney and his girlfriend. When George confronted Fabio, Fabio told him to “Stop …

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28-year-old Sarah Larson, a self-described “actor” and “model”, but really just a cocktail waitress at the Palms Hotel bars, has texted her boss to tell him she quit because she’s going to travel the world with George Clooney.
One onlooker revealed: “At one point he just leaned over and kissed her on the lips.” …

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