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George Clooney Ruins Women

Dating George Clooney isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. After he inevitably dumps you, no one will ask you out again because no one wants George’s sloppy seconds. ... Read More »

Cindy Crawford, Randy Gerber and George Clooney?

Cindy Crawford was in France with her husband Randy Gerber doing supermodely stuff like yachting, swimming, jet skiing and climbing out of the water in slow motion. Not surprisingly, George ... Read More »

Impossible!

George Clooney is said to have dumped Sarah Larson last month, who supposedly found out about it through a magazine, because she ignored his advice on not getting a boob ... Read More »

Sarah Larson Is NaïVe

George Clooney’s split with Sarah Larson was sudden and unexpected. Sarah thought she and George were going to marry, but George had other plans. Namely, banging a bunch of other ... Read More »

Sarah Larson Fades Back Into Obscurity

George Clooney has finally bored of that cocktail waitress he picked up at the Whiskey Bar in Vegas last year and kicked her to the curb. Mmm hmmm. *Snaps fingers* ... Read More »

Sarah Larson Is Fun

George Clooney’s current girlfriend, Sarah Larson, used to be a go-go dancer in Vegas. Also on her resume is being hired by promoters to “attend special events in sexy outfits ... Read More »

George Clooney Doesn’t Love Scat Porn

In the latest issue of Esquire, George Clooney responds to critics with humor rather than with anger and lawsuits which makes me swoon. Aww, George Clooney. Ain’t he the greatest? On ... Read More »

George Clooney Is a Long Time Prankster

Back when George Clooney first started out acting making guest appearances on shows like Roseanne was known as a prankster just as he is today. Laurie Metcalf [Roseanne''s sister on ... Read More »

Fabio Almost Beat Up George Clooney

Last Friday, George Clooney and girlfriend Sarah Larsen were dining at Madeo in L.A. next to Fabio and his women. One of Fabio’s friends started taking pictures of the group ... Read More »

A Vegas Bartender Gets Lucky

28-year-old Sarah Larson, a self-described “actor” and “model”, but really just a cocktail waitress at the Palms Hotel bars, has texted her boss to tell him she quit because she’s ... Read More »

George Clooney Is Tiny

George Clooney was dwarfed by Tilda Swinton when she wore her heels to some event that I don’t know the name of. I think it was the Mostra Internazionale D’arte ... Read More »

George Clooney Doesn’t Come Cheap

George Clooney and Ocean’s 13 co-stars auctioned off a private seven day Mediterranean getaway for the annual Cinema Against AIDS dinner. After which, host Sharon Stone held an impromptu auction ... Read More »

George Clooney Is Nice

Three kids set up a lemonade stand next to the set of George Clooney’s new movie “Leatherheads”. The move paid off as George sent one of his reps to give ... Read More »

George Clooney Didn’t Do It

Defamer and Radar received a letter from George Clooney stating he did not release the Lily Tomlin / David O. Russell tape. If you can prove he did, you’ll make ... Read More »

Watch Me Blogasm

George Clooney dating Reese Witherspoon? [Celebitchy] Britney’s hair shaving may have been a publicity stunt. [Evil Beet] Monica Bellucci & Vincent Cassel nearly made an adult film together. Was it called Irreversible? ... Read More »

George Clooney Sunk to a New Low

George Clooney was spotted “frolicking” with Pamela Anderson on a dinner date at Sherman Oaks, Calif., restaurant the Valley Inn. Not only that, the two have been spotted together walking ... Read More »

George Clooney’s Pig Dies

This is the biggest news item of the day. George Clooney’s 300lb pot bellied pig Max died at 19. Cold hearted George was out promoting The Good Germans when his ... Read More »

In Other News

Lost is wearing everybody thin. Yet, I still watch it. Is this what an abusive relationship feels like? Paris Hilton just can’t resist showing her vagina. Those things see more daylight ... Read More »

George Clooney Is Very Clever

Tired of all those paparazzi snapping pictures of him and his dates, Clooney has devised a diabolical plan to foil would be star catchers. To deceive tabloids he wants to ... Read More »
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