This is the biggest news item of the day. George Clooney’s 300lb pot bellied pig Max died at 19. Cold hearted George was out promoting The Good Germans when his best friend died of natural causes. George sounded alright.
I’m good. I just got home this morning, or this afternoon, so it’s strange not having him …
Lost is wearing everybody thin. Yet, I still watch it. Is this what an abusive relationship feels like?
Paris Hilton just can’t resist showing her vagina. Those things see more daylight than her hands.
George Clooney was named the new sexiest man alive by People. You’ve won this round George. Just wait till I get a doctor …
Tired of all those paparazzi snapping pictures of him and his dates, Clooney has devised a diabolical plan to foil would be star catchers. To deceive tabloids he wants to spend every night for 3 months with a different actress. For instance, Salma Hayek one night, Halle Berry the next and maybe walking on the …
