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Gerard Butler Banged a Brunette in a Porta-Potty at Coachella

When you’re Gerard Butler, banging Hollywood starlets gets pretty boring. Sometimes you need to have sex with a normal person in a Porta-Potty at Coachella to put things, like how ... Read More »

Gerard Butler’s Dong Broke Up a Marriage

Before Gerard Butler did a three week stint in rehab that no one knew about until he got out, he was dating a wanna-be actress/model who was a newlywed at ... Read More »

Gerard Butler Is Done With Rehab

Gerard Butler got out of rehab right in time to hit up all the Oscar parties. Here he is at Vanity Fair’s Oscar party. His face looks like that because ... Read More »

Gerard Butler Checked Into Rehab

Gerard Butler has plowed through most of Hollywood, so you’d think he checked into rehab for sex addiction, but no, Butler actually checked in to the Betty Ford Center for ... Read More »

Gerard Butler: ‘Who’s Brandi Glanville?’

During an interview with Andy Cohen, Brandi Glanville admitted to a week-long hook-up with Gerard Butler and rated him an 11 out of 10 in the sack. TMZ caught up with ... Read More »

Brandi Glanville Admits Week-Long Hookup With Gerard Butler

Interviewed by Andy Cohen for Watch What Happens Live, Brandi Glanville admitted to a week of fun (copious amounts of sex?) with Gerard Butler this past summer. On a scale ... Read More »

Gerard Butler Flashed His Penis at Sister’s Wedding

Gerard Butler told Graham Norton that he wore a kilt to his sister’s wedding in Paisley, Scotland and had to do a reading with his mother and family in the ... Read More »

Gerard Butler Escapes Death

Gerard Butler, an inexperienced surfer, was filming scenes for his movie Of Men and Mavericks at the famed San Francisco surf spot Mavericks over the weekend when he was hit by ... Read More »

Gerard Butler Turned the Tables

Gerard Butler had enough of the paparazzi yesterday at Silvano Restaurant in NYC and finally took a stand. He whipped out his cellphone the size of an M&M, made a ... Read More »

Brandi Glanville Is a Friend With Benefits

Gerard Butler and Brandi Glanville have been hooking up on the down low for a while now.  “She’s messed around with him since leaving Eddie,” says a source. As of now ... Read More »

Gerard Butler Started Making Out with Brandi Glanville

Gerard Butler isn’t done running through Hollywood. He’s gone through Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Biel and Naomi Campbell. Now he’s moving down the alphabet to D-listers. Recently, Gerard was spotted sticking ... Read More »

Gerard Butler and Jessica Biel?

Gerard Butler can get any woman he wants. So that’s what he’s doing. Next up is apparently Jessica Biel. Us says Gerard gave Jessica a ride on his hog. I ... Read More »

Gerard Butler and Jessica Biel?

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake just split up recently so it’s the perfect time for Gerard Butler to hit that. And he possibly has. The two are costarring in Playing ... Read More »

Lindsay met up with Gerard Butler, denied “True Blood”

Lindsay Lohan and Gerard Butler were caught making out in Morocco last year and now they’re back together again. That or they’re just hugging. I don’t know. The Daily Mail ... Read More »

Gerard Butler is smooth

Pictured here: Gerard Butler on the right. Jennifer Aniston in the middle. Gerard Butler’s finger also in the middle. Up Jennifer Aniston’s ass. Not pictured here: Me bowing down to my ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are together again

Expect tabloids tomorrow to run these photos next to the headline “Aniston and Butler Back On!” Then two days later run a story about how Butler was hooking up with ... Read More »

Gerard Butler and Madonna?

Gerard Butler has been linked to pretty much everyone. He’s basically the manslut of Hollywood right now according to the tabloids. He’s like a male Paris Hilton, but more respectable. ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler were making out

If Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler seemed like they were together at the Golden Globes on Sunday night, that’s because they were. A source says they saw them kissing backstage. “After ... Read More »

Gerard Butler is one sexy hunk of man

Just to remind you, Gerard Butler had a six pack not three years ago in 300. Over the weekend, Gerard stepped out to the beach in Barbados and as is ... Read More »

Gerard Butler is hittin’ that

Gerard Butler, who previously denied hooking up with Jennifer Aniston, will now be known as Gerard Butler, who denied hooking up with Lindsay Lohan. The Mirror says he and Lindsay ... Read More »