During an interview with Andy Cohen, Brandi Glanville admitted to a week-long hook-up with Gerard Butler and rated him an 11 out of 10 in the sack.

TMZ caught up with Gerard the other day and asked him for tips but the only tip they got was “Who’s Brandi Glanville?”

Either Gerard is acting coy, he has no idea what blonde chick he banged for a week or Brandi Glanville is lying. The fourth possibility is someone pretended to be Gerard and tricked her into having sex. *Scoots Gerard Butler skin mask under bed*

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Interviewed by Andy Cohen for Watch What Happens Live, Brandi Glanville admitted to a week of fun (copious amounts of sex?) with Gerard Butler this past summer. On a scale of 1 – 10, Brandi rated the hook-up an 11. Not to be pedantic, but 11 wasn’t one of the options. *Turns up nose*

“I have three questions,” host Andy Cohen explained on his show,” Watch What Happens Live. “You may ‘Plead the Fifth’ on just one question.”

1.) “If you could have ten minutes alone in a room with LeAnn Rimes and suffer no repercussions, what would you do or say to her?”

“Plead the Fifth,” Brandi said.

2.) “When was the last time you watched porn?”

“I don’t watch porn,” she said. “A year ago. Maybe. Randomly.”

3.) “Who is the most famous person, besides Eddie Cibrian, that you have hooked up with?”

“I can’t Plead the Fifth,” Brandi said with a laugh. “Uh, Gerard Butler.”

Andy couldn’t control his excitement and had to keep asking Brandi more questions about her Hollywood hook up.

“Was that more than once? Was it a relationship?”

“No, no, no. It wasn’t a one nighter, it was like a little week of fun.”

Brandi explained the hook-up happened in the last year over the summer. So, on a scale from 1 to 10 how fun was it?

“Eleven,” Brandi said with a big smile. OK! Magazine

In other news, Butler has already screwed his way through most Hollywood and has now settled on working through just LA in general.

Gerard Butler told Graham Norton that he wore a kilt to his sister’s wedding in Paisley, Scotland and had to do a reading with his mother and family in the front row. As with tradition, he wasn’t wearing underwear. You pretty much know where this is headed. *Points to crotch*

“As you know in Scotland there’s a certain rule to wear a kilt so I’m sitting like this (legs open) and everyone’s leaning forward and my mom’s looking at me and she’s doing this (puts hands together) and I think she’s telling me to pray… and then I realize everyone is staring right (at my crotch). So I (cross my legs)… It’s always a disaster.”

Naturally, the other men at the wedding started whispering to each other about how big of a whore Gerard Butler was. One of them even fake coughed while grunting “slut!” The Scottish are so catty.

Gerard Butler, an inexperienced surfer, was filming scenes for his movie Of Men and Mavericks at the famed San Francisco surf spot Mavericks over the weekend when he was hit by a series of huge waves. He was in the water with pro surfers Greg Long, Zach Wormhoudt and Peter Mel.

The crew was steering clear of some 15-foot waves when a much larger set broke in front of them. Gerard was held underwater for two waves and washed through rocks. An onlooker said Gerard “had that 100-yard-stare that surfers get after a near-death experience.”

Way to put an amateur surfer into one of the most dangerous surf spots in the country. Let me guess, for his next movie, Gerard will play Bear Grylls and they’ll just drop him in the middle of the Amazon jungle with a shoot of bamboo and a canteen. Though they’ll be nice enough to pre-fill the canteen with pee.

Gerard Butler had enough of the paparazzi yesterday at Silvano Restaurant in NYC and finally took a stand. He whipped out his cellphone the size of an M&M, made a pissy face and started taking pictures. Of THEM. Haha, how does it feel to have pictures snapped of you with a tiny cellphone that takes sh**ty pictures?! Your faces will be so grainy and undefined! This is your comeuppance! You hear me? Your COMEUPPANCE!

Gerard Butler and Brandi Glanville have been hooking up on the down low for a while now.  “She’s messed around with him since leaving Eddie,” says a source.

As of now she’s delegated to being just a friend with benefits. Naturally. This girl has way too many issues to bring home to mom. Unless you want her snorting the Thanksgiving turkey after accidentally spilling her stash in there.

Gerard Butler isn’t done running through Hollywood. He’s gone through Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Biel and Naomi Campbell. Now he’s moving down the alphabet to D-listers. Recently, Gerard was spotted sticking his tongue down the throat of Eddie Cibrian’s ex and Real Housewife of Beverly Hills, Brandi Glanville, at a private beach party.

“They were at a private beach party — drinks were flowing, and one thing led to another,” an eyewitness tells Life & Style. “Next thing you know, they’re dancing together to some music, hands started getting frisky and it was a full-on make-out! Everyone saw it. One girl tried to snap a photo of it on her phone, but Gerard politely asked for privacy.” — Life & Style

Gerard Butler’s little black book probably looks like the White Pages. He’s been in more women than a gynecologist.

Gerard Butler can get any woman he wants. So that’s what he’s doing. Next up is apparently Jessica Biel. Us says Gerard gave Jessica a ride on his hog. I thought that was a euphemism for penis at first but Us killed the mood by clarifying it was his motorcycle. *Pulls pants back up*

Anyway, Jessica was seen on the back of his motorcycle riding up the Pacific Coast highway. “Biel kept her arms tight around her pal as they drove along the coast, winding up in Topanga Canyon.”

The two became friends while filming Playing the Field in Shreveport, Louisiana in March. Since Jessica Biel recently broke up with Justin Timberlake, she’s probably looking to rebound. But a rep for Butler insists, “They’re just friends!” But are they… “Friends With Benefits” coming out July 22? *Looks at ad rep, ad rep nods, gun is lowered from head*

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake just split up recently so it’s the perfect time for Gerard Butler to hit that. And he possibly has. The two are costarring in Playing the Field and have been spending a lot of time together.

According to US Weekly, they’ve spent not one, but four nights out together in Shreveport, Louisiana where they are currently filming.

Apparently Gerard made a beeline for Biel on March 15 when they were out for a crewmembers birthday party at Tokyo Japanese Restaurant & Bar, where the two certainly were batting eyelashes at one another.

Two nights later the pretty duo did margaritas at Superior’s Steakhouse, went out on March 19 to Stray Cat, and finished the weekend off with a group at a bar called Blind Tiger.

Don’t worry though, fake boyfriend of Jessica Biel. It’s nothing serious.

“Gerard says he wants to settle down eventually, but he won’t anytime soon, promise,” a friend close to the notorious bachelor tells us sassing, “and not with Jessica.”

Wow. Really? Sassing? Okay. I guess it’s easier than writing, “and not with Jessica,” said the friend snapping their fingers three times in the air in the shape of a Z and then doing a flamboyant head roll.

Granted, I don’t see why Gerard wouldn’t want to settle down with Jessica. She’s a fine thoroughbred. Look at those traps. I hear she can pull a plow for days.

Lindsay Lohan and Gerard Butler were caught making out in Morocco last year and now they’re back together again. That or they’re just hugging. I don’t know. The Daily Mail seems to imply there’s something going on between them. Either way, this is a win for genital herpes.

In other news, Lindsay Lohan won’t be a guest star on True Blood or will she. Ryan Kwanten was asked about it at the Sony Playstation’s Move Lounge last night and he said, “Not in the foreseeable future.” Although, when asked if she could play a vampire, “Yeah, she could be a whole bunch of different things,” he hedged. “I’m not one to specify.”

Wait. So he didn’t really give an answer. He just said two things that sounded like answers but contradicted each other. Now I’m even more confused. Is Lindsay a jobless idiot or not?

Pictured here: Gerard Butler on the right. Jennifer Aniston in the middle. Gerard Butler’s finger also in the middle. Up Jennifer Aniston’s ass.

Not pictured here: Me bowing down to my new god Gerard Butler. Jennifer Aniston’s unwavering expression. Because she’s so damn boring, you see.

Expect tabloids tomorrow to run these photos next to the headline “Aniston and Butler Back On!” Then two days later run a story about how Butler was hooking up with two blonde chicks at a club. Then they’ll say how devastated Aniston is. Then Aniston will say, “What the hell are you talking about? This never happened.” Then she’ll go home and cry. The end.

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Gerard Butler has been linked to pretty much everyone. He’s basically the manslut of Hollywood right now according to the tabloids. He’s like a male Paris Hilton, but more respectable. So it’s no surprise the latest “Gerard Butler hooked up with” story involves Madonna. From Hollywood Life:

Gerard attended a private bash that Madge, Demi Moore and producer Guy Oseary threw in the Hollywood Hills March 7 – and despite the very late hour, the action was steamy, we’re told. Madonna and Gerard were “all over each other,” one eyewitness tells HollywoodLife.com. “She was putting on the full-court press, totally charming him – and even challenged him to a dance-off! They were grinding in the middle of the room real close and then Demi joined in. It was hot! Gerard was loving the attention.”

After their sexy dance display, Madonna, 52, and Gerard, 40, huddled in a corner – but alas, she left alone.

Hollywood Life says it was a good idea Jennifer Aniston didn’t show up because she probably would have cut her wrists. That would have made things real awkward because no one would have noticed. They’d probably think the red stain on the floor was from wine or something.

And of course Madonna left alone. Why anyone would dare let those gnarled oak tree arms touch them is a mystery. You might as well get a handjob from a pine tree. Her vagina has so many layers of dust you’d need to use Pine-Sol as a lubricant.

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