The Patriots lost to the Giants again last night but would have had a much better chance at victory if it wasn’t for three dropped passes during their final drive. Not to worry though, his supermodel wife rushed to his side to comfort him.

“I think it was just the missed opportunities,” Brady said.

Soon he was ushered into a hallway, off to where the podium waited. He went through a side exit, not the main one where his wife, Gisele Bundchen, the Brazilian supermodel, had been waiting.

She heard he’d gotten past her and began sprinting – in black boots with three-inch heels – after him. He was 30 yards ahead of her.

“Tommy,” she shouted. “Tommy! Tommy!”

He didn’t hear her. She finally plowed through the crowd, the lingerie model throwing elbows until she stopped him in mid-stride and offered a big hug, a kiss and a look into Brady’s still-red eyes. Cameras flashed all around them. Yahoo

But not before being heckled by Giants fans who shouted witticisms such as “Eli rules” and “Eli owns your husband” while she was waiting for the elevator. This seemed to have gotten to the Brazilian because said to the people around her.

“My husband can not f****ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.” The Insider (video)

Aw, poor handsome three-time Super Bowl champion/millionaire Mr. Bundchen. You really feel for this guy. What a poor bastard.

When Tom Brady punted the ball against the Broncos during the playoffs, he absorbed all of Tim Tebow’s god power and now Gisele Bundchen is using it to bring the Patriots to victory. In a private email sent only to close friends and family that Page Six somehow got, she wrote:

“My sweet friends and family,” the e-mail began. “This sunday will be a really important day in my husband’s life. He and his team worked so hard to get to this point and now they need us more than ever to send them positive energy so they can fulfill their dream of winning this super bowl . . .

“So I kindly ask all of you to join me on this positive chain and pray for him, so he can feel confident, healthy and strong. Envision him happy and fulfilled experiencing with his team a victory this sunday.

“Thank you for your love and support. Love, G :)” Page Six

Tom Brady gets paid millions, is handsome and has a supermodel wife so let’s all pray Tom gets his fourth Super Bowl ring because his life isn’t fantastic enough.

Sense About Science, a UK charity that has a membership of over 5,000 scientists, released it’s year-end Celebrities are Idiots list wherein they not so directly call certain famous people morons for making unscientific claims.

For example, they out Michele Bachmann who claims the HPV vaccine causes mental retardation when in fact “there is no evidence that the HPV vaccine causes mental retardation or that there are dangerous consequences.” What may cause mental retardation, however, is Michele Bachmann’s genes.

The group sighed at Simon Cowell’s claim that an iv of Vitamin C, B12 and magnesium helps him feel younger and healthier and also at Gisele Bundchen’s statement that sunscreen is a synthetic poison.

They also shake their heads at Snooki who once claimed “that the ocean is salty because of all the whale sperm.” Clearly that woman had one too many balls shoved in her mouth.

Then there’s Bill O’Reilly who said “In my opinion — all right? Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can’t explain why the tide goes in.”

Turns out you can. With science! Otherwise known as the Devil’s algebra to Bill O’Reilly.

“I’m happy to take up Bill’s challenge — it’s simply the pull of the moon’s gravity on the Earth that produces the tides,” wrote Lintott. “The Earth’s solid surface is stretched by the moon’s pull, but the oceans are free to move more dramatically, producing the familiar two tides a day. Nothing too complicated about that, although it did take Isaac Newton’s theories to get the explanation clear.”

Whatever. Bill will just shout “YOU CAN’T EXPLAIN IT!” at Isaac Newton until Isaac realizes he’s right.

In a statement released Thursday, The Women’s Rights Secretariat asked the Brazil’s National Advertising Council to suspend an ad for Hope lingerie featuring Gisele Bundchen on the grounds that it’s sexist.

The ad features Gisele telling an off-screen husband that she crashed her car, exceeded her credit limit and invited his mother to stay with them. She does all this wearing only lingerie. A voiceover tells the audience, “You’re a Brazilian woman — use your charm.”

Lingerie maker Hope tells the Associated Press they wanted to show that a “”Brazilian woman’s sensuality is her best protection when delivering bad news.” No one wants to beat a pretty woman. Amirite? Guys?

The Women’s Rights Secretariat argues, “The campaign promotes the misguided stereotype of a woman as a sexual object of her husband and ignores the major advances we have achieved in deconstructing sexist practices and thinking,”

Hope director, Sandra Chayo, fired back saying, “Gisele can testify that all of the situations shown in the campaign are jokes about daily life … in no way should they be taken as being depreciative of the feminine figure. It would be absurd for us, who make a living off the preferences of women, to do anything to devalue our main consumer.”

Thankfully, Sandra didn’t add, “now back to the kitchen and fix me a sandwich.” Not only would that be awkward considering Sandra is a woman but she didn’t even tell her to take her shoes and socks off first.

The Women’s Rights Secretariat must be a joy to be around during Carnival, where women don rhinestone g-strings and shake their ass to the delight of men.

These are the best supermodel Gisele Bundchen in a bikini with Tom Brady’s naked son Benjamin photos you’ll see all day. And I take my supermodel Gisele Bundchen in a bikini with Tom Brady’s naked son Benjamin photos very seriously.

If only it’d be socially accepted for ME not to wear clothes in the ocean. Then I could poop there!

Here’s some really uplifting news that will warm the cockles of your heart. Super pretty and famous model Gisele Bundchen, wife of Tom Brady, is on track to become a billionaire.

In addition to modeling, Gisele also has a lingerie lie, an eco-friendly skincare line and a shoe line which accounts for 63% of her company’s revenue. Forbes says her earnings over the last 10 years have passed the $250 million mark. Wise money management and smart investments will likely increase the number.

This is in stark contrast to Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen who spent their millions on coke, alcohol and attorney fees. Gisele’s portfolio rivals those on Wall Street. Lindsay and Charlies portfolio are all but empty except for some coke dust.

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen were at Carnival in Rio de Janeiro over the weekend where Gisele rode on one of the floats. That wasn’t the big news though. The big news was Tom showed off his fancy dance moves during the ceremony. Dancing With the Stars here we come.

Look at him bouncing around and half-confidently raising his hands only to pull them down when embarrassment sets in. Tom calls this move he invented: “guy in the corner at a club.” He’s a natural.

Gisele Bundchen was in Rio De Janeiro with Tom Brady for carnival over the weekend. To celebrate, she put on a tiny bikini and walked around suspiciously. Dammit, Gisele. I told you not to draw attention to yourself sneaking into my room.

Gisele Bundchen is relatively pretty but absolutely stupid. Gisele tells the Daily Mail that she doesn’t use sunscreen because “I cannot put this poison on my skin. I do not use anything synthetic.” Instead, she only goes outside before 8 AM when the sun is at its weakest to prevent sun damage. Shortly after, cancer experts everywhere spit out their coffee and went “LOLWUT?!”

Dolival Loao, head of dermatology at Brazil’s National Cancer Institute, said: ‘Sunscreen prevents damage to the skin and is of fundamental importance for the prevention of cancer.’ He added: ‘This is not any poison, when a public person makes a statement like this, it creates confusion.’

Jessica Harris, of Cancer research UK said: ‘Using sunscreen with at least SPF15 can help to protect your skin, along with spending time in the shade and covering up with clothing.’ She also reassured Bundchen saying: ‘Sunscreens are fully tested before they can be sold and are not harmful to the skin.’

Though the Daily Mail asks an important question. How does Gisele have such a good tan if she only sunbathes before 8 AM and if she uses fake tanners, aren’t those synthetic as well? I assume when Gisele was asked about it, she waved the interviewer off and whispered to Tom Brady, “Is it trying to talk to me?”

Gisele does have a point though. Who are you going to trust? Her, a beautiful supermodel? Or a bunch of so-called “experts”.

The premise for Gisele Bundchen’s shoot for VMan was to get her naked and have a guy not named Tom Brady molest her. As you can see, the shoot turned out splendidly. If Tom Brady could see these through his Justin Bieber bangs, he’d probably be pissed.

Update: Brady says this is an old photo. Oh yea? Well… your mom is a whore! There. I said it.

A little less than a week ago, Gisele Bundchen was photographed at the Vogue 90th Anniversary party in Paris seemingly kissing a guy not named Tom Brady. Today, Gisele’s rep explains why, who the guy was and whether or not it was just a harmless peck on the cheek (it was).

The guy is an NYC art dealer named Helly Nahmad and once dated Ana Beatriz Barros. Gisele’s rep explains, “This is her friend of 15 years, Helly. Her first New York friend when she moved here. He was the only one [Gisele] could speak to [when] she spoke no English. He is very much part of her close circle of friends. No worries there!”

Nahmad told Brazilian newspaper O Dia, “Gosh, it was a kiss on the cheek,” and claimed the camera caught them at a deceptive angle. Tom Brady even saw the photos and laughed about it.

There you have it.  Gisele was only in the most romantic city in the world with one of her closest guy friends, a person who she’s known for 15 year and has a very close relationship with, at a party where all you can drink champagne was served. No need to worry, Tom Brady. The camera was just at an awkward angle.

Gisele Bundchen was at the Vogue Masquerade party for their 90th birthday in Paris yesterday with someone who was not Tom Brady. I’m not one to jump to conclusions. Wait… yes I am. Gisele was totally making out with that dude. Tom Brady should go kick his ass.

The golden boy has arrived. Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady welcomed a baby boy. No other details are known at this time like what the baby’s name is, how many yards he can already throw or if God punched an angel in its face because he was so beautiful. This is Tom’s second child. His first is a 2-year-old son with Bridget Moynahan who he left for Gisele while she was pregnant. He and Gisele call that kid “he who shall not be named”.