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Gisele Bundchen, Tom Brady’s MVP

December 31st, 20071 comment

Granted, Gisele is considered one of the world’s most beautiful women. For me though, Tom Brady is the bee’s knees. 16-0??! Never been done in 35 years. These Brazilian models are a dime a dozen. They catwalk out of the womb onto the runway. I repeat, 16-0 people!
So, it’s no surprise when me and my …

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Tom Brady chose wisely

November 12th, 20072 comments

Gisele Bundchen recently attended a family reunion where they let the other Bundchen sisters out from their cages. They were told to make a funny face for the cameras. Evidently, Alfalfa in the middle mistook that to mean “grab your balls” and Hamburglar was just happy to see sunlight. The sisters bravely put on their …

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More Gisele Bundchen in a bikini

October 23rd, 20071 comment

The other day, Gisele Bundchen was simply running around in a bikini. This time she’s in a different bikini in what I like to call the money shots. They consist of her wiping her head with a towel, picking a wedgie, tapping water out of her ear and eating and eating and, um, eating. Jeez, …

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Gisele Bundchen in a bikini

October 22nd, 2007Respond

Gisele Bundchen was in Malibu over the weekend running around in a bikini doing god knows what. She’s currently dating Tom Brady of the New England Patriots who left his pregnant girlfriend, Bridget Moynahan, for her. Good move Tom. I think pregnant girls are too needy too. Anyway, rejoice! Gisele in a bikini. Not the …

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Gisele is nice

September 3rd, 2007Respond

When Tom Brady ordered baby clothes for his and Bridget Moynahan’s baby girl, a separate $1,000 gift basket from current girlfriend Gisele Bundchen accompanied it. Included in Gisele’s order from Petit Tresor was a “onesie” with “supermodel” written across it.
A reminder of who your ex-boyfriend / father of your baby left you for is always …

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Gisele Bundchen is not a happy camper

July 17th, 2007Respond

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady’s relationship has gone sour according to a few people. Despite putting on happy faces for the cameras, the two were seen fighting in front of hotel guests in Napa at the five-star Auberge du Soleil. Sources say Gisele is upset because Tom’s ex, Bridget Moynahan, is set to give birth …

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Gisele talks abortion

June 6th, 2007Respond

Gisele Bundchen recently weighed in on the debate between Brazil and the church over birth control and abortion. Gisele says the Church’s opposition to condoms is ridiculous and women have the right to choose what is best. The supermodel scoffed,
“Today no one is a virgin when they get married … show me someone who’s a …

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Gisele is no longer an angel

May 1st, 20072 comments

Gisele Bundchen has parted ways with Victoria’s Secret and will no longer be the lead angel after contract negotiations broke down. Allegedly, Gisele’s demands were too outrageous.
The Brazilian mannequin is giving up her wings as lead angel for the lingerie giant because it wouldn’t up her $5 million-a-year salary. Her sister, Patricia Bundchen, confirmed to …

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