Through the magic of my time machine, I present to you Kate Hudson, circa 2050. *sniff sniff*. Does someone smell Tiger Balm? Yes, definitely. It’s Tiger Balm with a hint of Bengay. If you scratch your monitor right now, I”m sure you can smell Grandma’s medicine cabinet.
Now, some might say this is really Goldie Hawn …

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One of the reasons Hollywood is such a disturbing place to live in is the old people. Specifically old actresses who think they “still got it.” A perfect example is Goldie Hawn going out to lunch in Brentwood without a bra. Unlike everywhere else, 60-year-olds think people want to see their erect nipples. They don’t. …

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