During a live performance on Good Morning America this morning, Nicki Minaj’s nipple made a special appearance. Her breast managed to slip out of her top while she was moving around on stage. The nipple got through the censors and was seen by the entire East Coast. The West Coast, however, was not as lucky.

ABC says although they had a five-second delay in place for the concert, “the live East Coast feed of the concert regrettably included certain fleeting images of the performer that were taken out of later feeds of the broadcast in other time zones.”

Gee, thanks. ABC apparently stands for Always Be Cockblocking. NSFW picture below.

A zip-line malfunction in Central Park during Good Morning America‘s kick off concert for their Summer Concert Series this morning caused Lady Gaga to be late to her own performance.

Gaga didn’t get zip-lined in until more than halfway through Bad Romance. It was awkward and confusing but fun for us because it’s great to laugh at other people’s misfortunes.

After viewer outrage triggered a child welfare investigation which led to her daughter being taken away, Kerry Campbell, who claimed on Good Morning America she injected her 8-year-old with Botox and whose real name is Sheena Upton, swears under oath that she made the whole thing up for $200.

In a sworn declaration obtained by TMZ, Sheena says she was approached by The Sun “to play the role of Kerry Campbell” for a story called “I Give My 8-Year-Old Daughter Botox.” She was paid $200 and “provided with the story, instructions and a script to follow for a recorded interview.”

Good Morning America and Inside Edition picked up the story and, as Sheen claims, offered “a large fee” to appear on tv. Soon after, child welfare took her kid away.

In her declaration, Sheena says everything was a lie. “The truth is I have never given my daughter Botox, nor allowed her to get any type of waxing, nor is she a beauty pageant contestant.”

Tests conducted by the UCLA Medical Center indicated her daughter “never received treatments including Botox or other such injections.” The report was sent to child welfare officials who then returned Upton’s daughter.

A source says Upton was paid $10,000 by Good Morning America for her appearance. An ABC insider says the $10,000 was just to license photos.

And this is why you never trust a word The Sun says until you read it from a major outlet. They could describe my bowel movement to a T and I’d still be a little skeptical until PEOPLE confirmed it.

Eva Longoria hit up Good Morning America this morning in a simple white dress and she didn’t look half bad. A stark contrast to how she looks without makeup. Looking at Eva in the morning after waking up would be as terrifying as staring into the chasm of hell that is Paris Hilton’s mangled vagina.

Shortly after news broke that Chris Brown flipped out following an interview on Good Morning America where he was frustrated with questions about the Rihanna incident, Robin Roberts, the interviewer, came out and insists she and GMA staff members talked to Chris before the interview and were granted permission by Chris himself to ask “a few questions” about the Rihanna beating.

Robin says she did not set him up and claims “I’m pulling for the guy.” Because who wouldn’t? Chris seems to have learned from his mistakes, gotten his anger under control and become very levelheaded.

Chris Brown punched Rihanna in the face a couple hundred times so to say he might have anger issues is an understatement. But he’s gone to anger management classes so everything should be fine, right? Not so much.

Brown was doing an interview for Good Morning America this morning to promote his new album when Robin Roberts started pressing Brown to talk about the Rihanna incident. After the interview, Brown flipped, stormed into his dressing room screaming so loud that the hair and makeup called security.

According to one source, Chris smashed a window with a chair in his dressing room sending shattered glass onto 43rd and Broadway. When security rushed the area, Brown had already ripped his shirt off and left.

On his way out, he “got in the face” and stared down the segment producer while people stepped between the two to calm them down.

Brown later tweeted, “I’m so over people bringing this past s**t up!! Yet we praise Charlie sheen and other celebs for there bullsh**t.” The tweet was quickly taken down and replaced with “All my fans!!! This album is for you and only you!!! I’m so tired of everyone else!! Honestly!! I love team breezy!!”

Well, the good news is he threw a chair at a window and not at a defenseless girl’s face. Consequently, I think we can say those anger management classes were a rousing success!

I can’t tell which interview is better. Charlie Sheen on The Toady Show or on Good Morning America. Maybe GMA because his rant seems a lot more awesome and it pretty much includes everything he told Today.

“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body,”

“I woke up and decided, you know, I’ve been kicked around. I’ve been criticized. I’ve been like the, ‘Ah, shucks’ guy with like this bitchin’ rockstar life. And I’m just finally going to completely embrace it, wrap both arms around it, and love it violently. And defend it violently through violent hatred.”

“I was banging seven-gram rocks and finishing them, because that’s how I roll,” he said. “I have one speed. I have one gear. Go.”

“I got tiger blood, man,” he said. “My brain….fires in a way that is — I don’t know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.”

“There’s certain blends I will not entertain because this [is] how people go down. I’m too smart to do that,” he said. “I’m sorry for the guys that that happened to, but, you know, you should have read the directions before you showed up at the party.”

Charlie Sheen must feel invincible and who can blame him? He’s taken all these drugs and hasn’t died. He’s got away with most everything. He even cured his addiction with his mind. At this point there’s nothing else to do but wait until he either has a heart attack or reveals himself to be Jesus.

Lady Gaga arrived at the Good Morning America studios wearing a condom dress and a diaphragm hat (which looked like a retarded cowboy hat) where she spread AIDS. Sorry, I misread that. Where she spread AIDS awareness.

Dressed in a nude-colored latex ensemble, Gaga revealed that “today was a latex condom inspired outfit because we had to talk about safe sex.”

“I know my fans very well and they think it’s cool to be aware about sex, aware about the world and aware about things like HIV and AIDS and protecting themselves,” she explained.

At least we can be thankful she didn’t come to talk about girls and puberty. I don’t need any more used tampons thrown at me, thank you very much.

Anyway, that’s a pretty cool outfit but I liked it better when Leslie Nielsen did it in Naked Gun. I also feel this would have been better if Paris was the one dressed in a condom. It’d have been more symbolic if a diseased whore was wrapped in impenetrable latex.

Rihanna was running late for her performance on Good Morning America and she didn’t have time to change the zipper on the back of her dress which she said busted because she was too fat.

“My dress! I’m a little too fat right now. The zip busted in the back. They’re like, ‘You’re a minute late!’

“I wanted to stitch it up but I couldn’t.”

When Kelly Clarkson heard this, her lower lip quivered and, voice shaking, asked, “That’s fat?”

Adam Lambert’s performance on Good Morning America has been canceled as a direct result of Sunday’s American Music Awards appearance where he displeased middle America. GMA is afraid his performance may be an encore of Sunday’s with more stuffing of faces into crotches.

In a statement, an ABC spokeswoman said, “Given his controversial American Music Awards performance, we were concerned about airing a similar concert so early in the morning.”

The GMA performance was scheduled for tomorrow. Now, the rep for Lambert, 27, confirms he will instead be on The Early Show on CBS.

There are way more controversial and mind-raping things out there at 9 in the morning other than an Adam Lambert performance. A few of which include leaked pictures of CBS news anchor Katie Couric drunk and shaking her ass, PETA’s Thanksgiving ad and this dog trying to eat a baby squirrel. On a list of “things that offend me”, Adam Lambert ranks somewhere between a dirty table and non-matching socks.

Jessica Simpson went on Good Morning America this morning to perform her single With You. How did it go? It was a beautiful disaster. About 30 seconds into it, Jessica stopped the performance saying, “Hold on, I know this is live TV, but I can’t hear anything. Do it again. 1, 2, 3.” Then a minute later, she messed up again.

Okay, she jacked up her set, but none of that matters because I didn’t pay to hear Jessica sing. I paid, well, tuned in to watch her jump up and down. Bouncy bouncy. *Giggles*