I think this is somewhat old news, but now that Australian news is reporting it, it must be true. Plus, I just like how it makes me tingly in the pants. Natalie Portman will appear completely naked in Goya’s Ghost. The only catch is, it will most likely be in a torture scene which probably means they really won’t give you a good look anyway.

The last time Natalie was completely nude was in Closer, but she wussed out and had the reel burned. There’s no need to be scared baby. It’s just a few hundred thousand men staring at your naked body thinking impure thoughts.