Puffy Vaginas Banned From the Grammys

In what will be now known as the day the Grammy Awards lost half their viewership, Deadline posted an email sent by CBS’ Standards & Practices department effectively banning puffy vaginas.


The Grammy Awards Were Last Night

Whitney Houston’s┬ádeath on Saturday was tragic, but on the bright side, it may have made this year’s Grammys the most watched since, um, last year’s.


Christina Aguilera Might Have PTSD

Reportedly still shaken up from accidentally using the American flag to wipe her ass with at the Super Bowl (that’s what happened right, because with all this commotion that’s what sounds like happened), Christina Aguilera is praying she doesn’t flub the lyrics again at the Grammy Awards this Sunday night.