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'grammys' Posts

Esperanza Spalding Getting Death Threats Now

A million Beliebers burst into tears and had an existential crisis last night after Esperanza Spalding, an up and coming jazz artist, won Best New Artist at the Grammys. “How ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian’s Ass Was Too Fat for Her Dress

Kim Kardashian almost skipped the Grammys because her fat ass couldn’t fit into her dress. Talking to Ryan Seacrest, Kim said she took her Kaufman Franco gown to another tailor ... Read More »

Rihanna Looked Great at the Grammys

Rihanna hit up the Grammys Sunday night wearing a weird, horizontally striped dress which created the optical illusion of nudity. She looked like a character from Dr. Suess. Then during her ... Read More »

Eminem, Dr. Dre, Skylar Grey and Rihanna’s 2011 Grammy Performance

Eminem and Rihanna performed Love the Way You Lie together again at the Grammys. After Rihanna finished, Eminem, Skylar Grey and Dr. Dre sang I Need a Doctor. This was one ... Read More »

Cee Lo Green and Gwyneth Paltrow Duet at the Grammys

Have you ever wanted to see a grown ass man dressed as an armor-breasted Vegas showgirl perform with a bunch of muppets and Gwyneth Paltrow in 20 inch heels? Well, ... Read More »

Christina Aguilera Fell at the 2011 Grammy Awards

A week after mangling the national anthem at the Super Bowl, Christina Aguilera redeemed herself at the Grammys with her performance of Ain’t No Way as part of a tribute ... Read More »

Lady Gaga’s 2011 Grammy Performance

At Sunday night’s Grammys, Lady Gaga arrived on the red carpet incubating in an egg. When it came time for her to perform, she popped out of it with prosthetic ... Read More »

Katy Perry nominated for a Grammy

Katy Perry along with everybody else was surprised by her Grammy nomination for Album of the Year for Teenage Dream. So much so that she let out a “Hell yes!,” ... Read More »

Lady Gaga is a big weirdo

Here’s Lady Gaga’s other outfit she wore to the Grammys. Celine Dion even took a picture with her like you would with those people dressed in costume at Disneyland or ... Read More »

Britney Spears Grammy fail

Britney Spears’ dress at the Grammys last night would have been great 9 years ago. Back then guys may have just dropped their pants and started masturbating right then and ... Read More »

Heidi Klum was at the Grammys

Heidi Klum didn’t win anything at the Grammys. I don’t think she even sings. But those minor details didn’t stop her from parading around her huge cleavage on the red ... Read More »

Taylor Swift won awards

Taylor Swift was one of the big winners at the Grammys yesterday. She took home four awards including Album of the Year for “Fearless”. She cradled all four golden gramophones ... Read More »

Lady Gaga was at the Grammys

Here’s the requisite Lady Gaga at the Grammys post. Last night she did a duet with Elton John (video via Dlisted) and it was all very interesting. I’m lying of ... Read More »