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Gwyneth Paltrow is friendly

While filming Iron Man 2, Gwyneth Paltrow made friends left and right. She was the belle of the ball and everyone loved and admired her. Ha! Yea, right. Actually, the ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow likes to keep in touch

If you thought being on Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP mailing list was bad, wait until she starts writing you personal letters like she does to the married Ben Affleck. Paltrow’s been ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow is angry

Gwyneth Paltrow is upset that Scarlett Johansson is bumping her out of all the promos for Iron Man 2. Paltrow feels she’s being overlooked. While a spokesman for Paltrow says ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow hates America Part 32

A few years ago, Gwyneth Paltrow commented that compared to Americans, the British were much more civilized and intelligent. She then backpeddled by saying America is great while waving the ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow got served

In her last GOOP newsletter, Gwyneth Paltrow called Billy Joel (who’s divorcing Katie Lee), William Joel because she’s too classy to use nicknames. Paltrow wrote: “The summer before last, a mutual ... Read More »

Update: Gwyneth Paltrow is shiny

Gwyneth Paltrow apparently oiled up her legs and slid onto the Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien show yesterday. It looked like she was about to make an appearance on the ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow isn’t good at making friends

According to The Sun, there’s an onset feud brewing between Gwyneth Paltrow and Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett is hogging the spotlight what with her natural sexiness. Additionally, not only was Gwyneth ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow is subtle

Mario “Fanta Pants” Batali has gotten so fat over the years that his friend Gwyneth Paltrow could no longer stand it. Which is why she did this. “…his pal Gwyneth Paltrow ... Read More »
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