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You Too Can Have a Shiny Colon Like Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow, in her latest GOOP newsletter, is pushing a GOOP cleanse which is apparently a re-branded cleanse offered by Dr. Alenjandro Junger. “DON’T YOU WANT A CLEAN COLON LIKE ... Read More »

January Jones and Gwyneth Paltrow Are Your Least Influential People of the Year

Not that you needed a list to tell you but GQ spoofed Barbara Walters’ “10 Most Fascinating People of the Year” list with their own “Least Influential People of the ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Has a Forehead Pimple

Pictures like these always humanize celebrities. If flawless, GOOPy Gwyneth Paltrow with her $500 rare earth ground panda bone creams can get a zit on her forehead, then why not ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Is the Angel of Death

Gwyneth Paltrow filmed scenes for Thanks For Sharing in New York yesterday and they say she tried to ride her bike into a photog after finishing a take. It didn’t ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow and Ryan Murphy to Make a Musical Together

Like some sort of gay, show tune-singing Voltron, Gwyneth Paltrow and Ryan Murphy are combining their powers of dance and song and collaborating again. This time on a musical movie. ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Showed Her Midriff

Stop whatever you’re doing because you’re going to want to see this. Gwyenth Paltrow wore this midriff baring, semi-see-through ensemble to the Emmys last night. I can’t wait to hear ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Is a Romantic Realist

Gwyneth Paltrow says she’s more evolved than the average person. At least that’s what I imagine she thinks. All the time. While promoting Contagion, where she plays a cheating wife, Paltrow ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Maids Must Be Given No Rides

Gwyneth Paltrow is staying in the Hamptons this summer but earning mixed reviews from sources. One witness at the Maidstone Club says Gwyneth is sweet to staffers. Another says she’s ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Saved Someone on 9/11

On September 11, 2001, Gwyneth Paltrow almost ran Lara Lundstrom Clarke over in her Mercedes SUV. But since this is Gwyneth Paltrow, a honest-to-god angel, it wasn’t her fault and ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Can’t Live Without These

I don’t know what it is about Gwyneth Paltrow that makes her such an easy target. Oh, wait. Yes, I do. She’s so far up her own ass that she’s ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Is a Natural Beauty

The trailer for Contagion directed by Steven Soderbergh and starring every single actor in Hollywood was recently released. It’s like Outbreak but with birds. One of the stars in the film ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Not Bad in a Bikini

Gwyneth Paltrow spent the weekend in Porto Cervo, Italy with her kids and her godfather Steven Spielberg and without her husband Chris Martin who’s still on tour. Considering she’s had two ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Would Rather Smoke Crack

Whoops. Forgot to finish that sentence. Hoity-toity Gwyneth Paltrow, while promoting her cookbook at the iTunes festival Tuesday, told British host Jonathan Ross she would rather smoke crack than eat ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Employs the Handbra

Gwyneth Paltrow is topless but covered in fishnets as Miss August in the upcoming Vanity Fair on Jewellery calendar. I don’t know what that means and I’m not interested enough ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Motivational

Shame and embarrassment are great motivators. Seems Gwyneth Paltrow realizes this because those are the two tools she used to get her friend Ross Matthews to lose weight. Last November, Ross ... Read More »

Chris Martin Sounds Supportive

For all intents and purposes, Gwyneth Paltrow is a pretentious b*tch. Maybe not one-on-one but that’s how she sounds judging by her GOOP newsletters. One person who might agree with ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Tries Hard to Be Perfect

Surprising news alert: Gwyneth Paltrow is “deeply flawed.” As if at a job interview, Gwyneth claims one of her biggest negative qualities is her perfectionism which is brought on by ... Read More »

Anne Hathaway and Gwyneth Paltrow Got Paid

Although Anne Hathaway’s Oscar hosting duties didn’t pan out like she’d hoped, she still was the big winner at the end of the night. Mostly because Tiffany’s & Co. paid ... Read More »

Cee Lo Green and Gwyneth Paltrow Duet at the Grammys

Have you ever wanted to see a grown ass man dressed as an armor-breasted Vegas showgirl perform with a bunch of muppets and Gwyneth Paltrow in 20 inch heels? Well, ... Read More »

Close Your Legs, Woman

Gwyneth Paltrow went to and from the Mayfair Hotel in London on Thursday and when she got out of the car, she exited like a real lady. Yawn. Even a ... Read More »
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