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Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You to Shake That Thing

A clip from Gwyneth Paltrow’s Country Strong made it’s way onto the web on Friday. So, if you ever wanted to watch Gwyneth shimmy around stage while guitars twanged in ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Fashionable

A lot of commotion is being made about Gwyneth Paltrow’s backless, underwear-less Emilio Pucci dress she wore at the premiere of Country Strong on Tuesday night. The general consensus is, ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Will Be Back on ‘Glee’

Hot off the heels of Lindsay Lohan crying to Gwyneth Paltrow, “I thought we were brothers, man!,” (or was that Nic Cage), comes news that Gwyneth will return for a ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Hurt by Gwyneth Paltrow Mockery

Lindsay is deeply hurt by the recent Glee episode where Gwyneth Paltrow made fun of her by implying Lindsay is crazy and pointed out the numerous times she’s been to ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Covers Cee-Lo

On next week’s episode of Glee, Gwyneth Paltrow covers Cee-Lo’s Fuck You and does a mashup of Umbrella and Singing in the Rain. Her performance is underwhelming. Mostly because Gwyneth ... Read More »

Gwyenth Paltrow Didn’t Want to Do the Casting Couch

In the latest Elle, Gwyneth Paltrow was asked about any casting couch experiences. Gwyneth says that once when she was a young, budding actress just starting out, someone asked her ... Read More »

If Only This Were True

I’d buy advance tickets right now and camp out for Iron Man 2 today if this actually happened in the movie. Maybe this will be a stinger? God I hope ... Read More »

This Is Stupid

Gwyneth Paltrow gushed over her trainer Tracey Anderson’s workouts in her latest Goop. She even posted a video of Tracey demonstrating the arm exercises she taught Gwyneth to do while ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Friendly

While filming Iron Man 2, Gwyneth Paltrow made friends left and right. She was the belle of the ball and everyone loved and admired her. Ha! Yea, right. Actually, the ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Likes to Keep in Touch

If you thought being on Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP mailing list was bad, wait until she starts writing you personal letters like she does to the married Ben Affleck. Paltrow’s been ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Angry

Gwyneth Paltrow is upset that Scarlett Johansson is bumping her out of all the promos for Iron Man 2. Paltrow feels she’s being overlooked. While a spokesman for Paltrow says ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Hates America Part 32

A few years ago, Gwyneth Paltrow commented that compared to Americans, the British were much more civilized and intelligent. She then backpeddled by saying America is great while waving the ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Got Served

In her last GOOP newsletter, Gwyneth Paltrow called Billy Joel (who’s divorcing Katie Lee), William Joel because she’s too classy to use nicknames. Paltrow wrote: “The summer before last, a mutual ... Read More »

Update: Gwyneth Paltrow Is Shiny

Gwyneth Paltrow apparently oiled up her legs and slid onto the Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien show yesterday. It looked like she was about to make an appearance on the ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Isn’t Good at Making Friends

According to The Sun, there’s an onset feud brewing between Gwyneth Paltrow and Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett is hogging the spotlight what with her natural sexiness. Additionally, not only was Gwyneth ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Subtle

Mario “Fanta Pants” Batali has gotten so fat over the years that his friend Gwyneth Paltrow could no longer stand it. Which is why she did this. “…his pal Gwyneth Paltrow ... Read More »

Winona Ryder Is Gwyneth Paltrow’s Frenemy?

Gwyneth Paltrow has this website called GOOP. I’m not exactly sure what it’s supposed to be, but it looks like a blog trying to mask its blogginess. She sends out ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Is an Idiot According to Doctors

Gwyneth Paltrow has taken to her pedestal again and has proclaimed shampoos and lotions to be carcinogenic. The actress wrote on her Goop.com site that she read research concerning “environmental ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Took Her Breast Out

Gwyneth Paltrow has been naked in a lot of films like Shakespeare in Love, Sylvia and Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle which shouldn’t make her getting naked again in ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Has “the Boob of a 15-Year-Old”

A bunch of perverts gathered in a circle and stared at Gwyneth Paltrow’s breasts on the cover of Gotham magazine. They call themselves Gwynophiles and after countless hours of intense ... Read More »
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