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Halle Berry is the sexiest woman alive

October 8th, 2008Respond

Halle Berry was named by Esquire as the Sexiest Woman Alive. Of 2008. The new mom gave her own acceptance speech saying sexiness is a state of mind and adds, “That’s really the only wardrobe you need for sex: a tank top and pumps.”
As far as her favorite body part on a man, she likes …

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Halle Berry is photo shooting

July 4th, 2008Respond

These pictures are supposedly of Halle Berry in Hawaii at a photo shoot. I’m not 100% sure because the quality sucks. For a while, I thought I was staring at a ghost. Then I figured out it was Halle. For a moment there, I thought that hooker really did curse me.

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Halle Berry in no hurry to whore out her baby

April 10th, 2008Respond

Christina Aguilera, Nicole Richie and Jennifer Lopez have all sold their babies to the highest bidder in light speed after their births. Halle Berry, on the other hand, hasn’t yet pimped out daughter Nahla. That’s not to say she won’t be doing it since photos are currently being shopped around. MSNBC explains
One magazine editor said …

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Her name is Nahla Ariela Aubry

March 19th, 20089 comments

You guys have probably been curious as to what Halle Berry named her daughter. Well wonder no more as all will be revealed. Er, I think I gave it away in the title, but if you’re a little thick, her name is Nahla Ariela Aubry.
Nahla means honeybee in Arabic, says Michael D. Cooperson, associate …

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Halle Berry gave birth

March 17th, 20084 comments

Hally Berry finally squeezed out a 7lb 4oz baby girl on Sunday morning, March 16. Halle is a hot piece of ass and her boyfriend, Gabriel Aubry, is a model so I’m sure the baby’s genetics are amazing. That or by some cruel twist of fate she’ll be so ugly they’ll be forced to keep …

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Pregnancy is awesome

October 25th, 20072 comments

Halle Berry showed up at the premiere of Things We Lost in the Fire pregnant, but with huge boobs. This is beautiful. They should replace the Mona Lisa with this picture. At the very least they should draw huge Halle Berry boobs on her. It’ll be 10 times better, nay, 20 times better than it …

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Halle Berry offends Jewish people

October 23rd, 20071 comment

Halle Berry was promoting her new movie, Things We Lost in the Fire, on Jay Leno last Friday when audience members say she made an anti-semitic joke. The remark came during a segment where she was showing distorted pictures of herself that she made on her Mac.
According to one audience member, “She introduced the first …

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Halle Berry is busty

October 9th, 2007Respond

Excuse me while I wipe this puddle of drool off my desk. I’m just in awe of Halle Berry’s incredible personality. Bouncy, bouncy. Oh, that? That was nothing. I was just juggling my bal… wait, no. Argh. This post has gone terribly awry.

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