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Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry Split

Halle Berry and Canadian model Gabriel Aubry have ended their five year relationship. Sources say Aubry pulled the plug mainly due to the age difference. Berry is 43, Aubry is ... Read More »

The Golden Globes 2010 Was Trickery

In case you missed it, the 2010 Golden Globes were yesterday. I tuned in for a second because I thought Golden Globes was a euphemism for Best Breasts in the ... Read More »

Halle Berry Needs to Grow Her Hair Out

Halle Berry showed up at the 6th Annual Keep A Child Alive’s 2009 Black Ball looking stunning. From the neck down. It’s a shame that Halle decided to go back ... Read More »

Halle Berry Pregnant Again

Halle Berry is pregnant and apparently, still continuing to forge a meaningful, longterm relationship with a boyfriend who is not you. From where I sit, it’s tough to sympathize too ... Read More »

Why Do They Keep Taking Pictures of Me?

Sure, Gabriel Aubry is Halle Berry’s personal sex toy, annoyingly handsome, blessed with a six pack, in love with babies and dogs, extremely caring and, presumably, can make women orgasm ... Read More »

Halle Berry Still Looks 20

It’s kind of amazing how Halle Berry is 42 yet still looks light years better than a lot of younger starlets. Maybe this is just nature’s way of playing a ... Read More »

Halle Berry Is at the NAACP Awards

What the hell? Halle Berry is 42? What did she do, sacrifice babies on an altar? She looks at most 30 and her tits look at most 25. What’s her ... Read More »

Halle Berry Goes Uncovered

Here’s Halle Berry on the set of Frankie and Alice with her boobs hanging out. I don’t know if that’s part of the movie. I don’t even know what the ... Read More »

Halle Berry Is the Sexiest Woman Alive

Halle Berry was named by Esquire as the Sexiest Woman Alive. Of 2008. The new mom gave her own acceptance speech saying sexiness is a state of mind and adds, ... Read More »

Halle Berry Is Photo Shooting

These pictures are supposedly of Halle Berry in Hawaii at a photo shoot. I’m not 100% sure because the quality sucks. For a while, I thought I was staring at ... Read More »

Halle Berry in No Hurry to Whore Out Her Baby

Christina Aguilera, Nicole Richie and Jennifer Lopez have all sold their babies to the highest bidder in light speed after their births. Halle Berry, on the other hand, hasn’t yet ... Read More »

Her Name Is Nahla Ariela Aubry

You guys have probably been curious as to what Halle Berry named her daughter. Well wonder no more as all will be revealed. Er, I think I gave it away ... Read More »

Halle Berry Gave Birth

Hally Berry finally squeezed out a 7lb 4oz baby girl on Sunday morning, March 16. Halle is a hot piece of ass and her boyfriend, Gabriel Aubry, is a model ... Read More »

Pregnancy Is Awesome

Halle Berry showed up at the premiere of Things We Lost in the Fire pregnant, but with huge boobs. This is beautiful. They should replace the Mona Lisa with this ... Read More »

Halle Berry Offends Jewish People

Halle Berry was promoting her new movie, Things We Lost in the Fire, on Jay Leno last Friday when audience members say she made an anti-semitic joke. The remark came ... Read More »

Halle Berry Is Busty

Excuse me while I wipe this puddle of drool off my desk. I’m just in awe of Halle Berry’s incredible personality. Bouncy, bouncy. Oh, that? That was nothing. I was ... Read More »

Halle Berry Doesn’t Want an Ugly Baby

41-year-old Halle Berry is currently pregnant with boyfriend / model, Gabriel Aubry’s child. On Tuesday, Halle Berry spoke with Oprah regarding her fears of having a baby. Specifically, having a ... Read More »

Halle Berry Is Pregnant

Rumors of Halle Berry’s pregnancy have been swirling around for a long time with no one confirming nor denying, until yesterday. The 41-year-old actress announced that she is pregnant with ... Read More »

Halle Berry May Be Pregnant

Sources tell The National Enquirer that Halle Berry is overjoyed after finding out she’s two months pregnant. However, she’s worried about a difficult pregnancy because of her diabetes. “Halle is so ... Read More »

Halle Berry Is Bossy

Gabriel’s transformation into a meek old lady was a success. Halle Berry’s marriage to model Gabriel Aubry has been going pretty well… for her. On a recent trip to Restoration Hardware ... Read More »
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