Hell Yes

I’m not exactly sure what Yelloween at Veuve Clicquot in Vegas was all about, but Ashley Greene was there and she looked amazing. I have no idea what she dressed ... Read More »

Noah Cyrus Is Conservative

Noah Cyrus, 9, and her friend, 5 (?), showed up at Jamie Lee Curtis’ Halloween party dressed up as slutty Victorian era whore and slutty dark angel. Call me old ... Read More »

Jessica Alba Is Lame

Jessica Alba celebrated Halloween by wearing a wig. What an amazing costume. Instead of having brown hair, she has blonde. A few are labeling this the most stunning achievement in ... Read More »

Eliza Dushku Does Halloween

If you’re hot and have no idea what you want to be for Halloween, just dress up like Eliza Dushku. A slutty something or other. I’m pretty sure people dress ... Read More »

Heidi Klum Dressed as Awesome

Every year Heidi Klum dresses up as pure awesomeness. She and Seal always come up with incredible costumes which are always awe inspiring. This year was no exception. Heidi dressed ... Read More »

The Pussycat Dolls Dressed Up Too

The Pussycat Dolls showed up at Pur dressed up as slutty versions of kid’s costumes. And yes, it was as exciting as it sounds. I’m confused about one thing though. Is ... Read More »

Coco and Ice-T Are Ridiculous

I want you to do something. Imagine Ice-T’s girlfriend Coco. Now imagine her dressing up for Halloween. What kind of costume is she wearing? Is it something demure and understated? ... Read More »

Kate Beckinsale Has a Great Costume

If the real Red Riding Hood looked like this, I would have understood why the Big Bad Wolf wanted to eat her. Although, his raging erection would have made that ... Read More »

Kirsten Dunst Didn’t Know It Was Halloween

Kirsten Dunst dressed up like a homely Amelia Earhart for Halloween. Even though her costume wasn’t supposed to be scary, it still caused people to coil back in horror. Read More »

Kim Kardashian Is a Wonder Woman

In Kim Kardashian’s version of Wonder Woman, she doesn’t rope people with a golden lasso or deflect bullets with her magical bracelets, she sits on people’s faces. And instead of ... Read More »

Kendra Wilkinson Is in the Spirit

How many Jokers will there be this Halloween? Probably more than you’d like. How many Jokers will there be this Halloween who put on a mask because they’re too lazy ... Read More »

Rob Zombie to Direct a New Halloween

Rob Zombie is attached to write and direct a new Halloween movie. Not a remake or sequel, but a whole new Halloween. If it’s anything like The Devil’s Rejects, then ... Read More »