Early reports citing inside sources claimed that Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray were trying to get fired fromHannah Montana by showing up late and swearing to do only 12 more episodes of the contracted 24. In a statement released to Us Magazine, Miley said this was a lie.

“I am fully committed to Hannah Montana. It’s what gave me this amazing opportunity to reach out to so many people. I’m really excited about our new season. We are making great new episodes that I can’t wait for our fans to see and I’m looking forward to the Hannah Montana movie that will be out in the spring.”

Of course Miley isn’t leaving Hannah Montana. She makes billions off that dumb show. She could buy her own private island and stage monkey knife fights without getting hassled by the cops. Why would anyone give up an opportunity like that? Especially when Bobo has 10 to 1 odds on stabbing Binky in the stomach? It’s a sure thing, man. Trust me. Just bet on it.

Hannah Montanna aka Miley Cyrus aka 15 released a “Concert Candy” described as sweet and sour gummies in the shape of guitars and saxophones. The only thing is is that the guitar resembles a penis. So if you see some fatty 12-year-old girl chewing on this, feel free to call her a slut.

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Four films opened over Super Bowl weekend. One of them managed to make $29 million. It wasn’t Jessica Alba’s The Eye (no. 2), it wasn’t Eva Longoria’s Over Her Dead Body (no. 11) and it wasn’t Strange Wilderness (no. 13). No, it was Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour. To put that into perspective, Rambo last weekend made around $18 million and the heavily advertised Cloverfield the weekend before made $40 million. This 3-D concert is currently rated 3/10 on IMDB. There is no plot synopsis and the featured review titled, “Best concert movie ever!,” was written by a 15-year-old male.

Why anyone, especially a young male, would watch this madness much less dance to it in the theater (which the reviewer did) is beyond me. If I had a daughter who begged me to take her to this, I’d laugh in her face, tell her in no uncertain terms to “get real” and shove her away because she’d probably have been blocking my view of the Super Bowl. Best dad ever? Yes, best dad ever.

Update: Of course, all this is false. Someone photoshopped a fake article on a picture.

Daughter of country music star, Billy Ray Cyrus, and star of her own Disney show, Hannah Montana, 15-year-old Miley Cyrus faces a spreading rumor claiming she’s pregnant. A supposed article in an obscure magazine called J-14 says,

Yes, sadly it’s true. Miley herself confirmed the pregnancy rumors during a J-14 interview. ‘I’m going to take good care of my baby. I’ve already gained 7 pounds. I was in real shock when it happened accidentally. I went a little too far. I’m sorry to all of my fans’,” the magazine reported her as saying.

“While Miley is still planning on going on tour for her new solo cd, she’s currently filming the series finale of ‘Hannah Montana’. Even though she’s keeping hush about who’s the father. Miley’s parents are very disappointed in her: ‘Whatever’s meant to happen will happen. I guess it was meant to be this way.”

First, that High School Musical girl Vanessa Hudgens is nude and now this. At this point, I assume it’s one big orgy at Disney. Walking into the place, you’ll have to navigate through a sea of used condoms and poorly aimed semen. So, it’s kinda like my jacuzzi. Minus the passed out supermodels.

Note that all this is pretty much conjecture. Besides, she doesn’t look pregnant in these recent photos. And shouldn’t 15-year-olds be playing with dolls or putting on their mom’s lipstick instead of doing this?