Harrison Ford married for the third time on Tuesday. He and Calista Flockhart, his girlfriend of 8 years, were wed in New Mexico by Governor Bill Richardson in his mansion in Santa Fe. The marriage license was filed Wednesday.

Harrison Ford is 67. Calista Flockhart is 45. 22 years may seem like a big age gap but when you’re that old, it doesn’t matter much. Gravity has done its worst. When they have sex, their skins probably pour into each other like they were made of liquid metal like the T1000.

Harrison Ford hates being a celebrity because he’s lost his “privacy”. But that tub of money he drowns his sorrows in? That’s not too bad.

“There’s nothing good about being famous. You always think, ‘If I’m successful, then I’ll have opportunities.’ You never figure the cost of fame will be a total loss of privacy. That’s incalculable. What a burden that is for anybody. It was unanticipated and I’ve never enjoyed it. You can get the table you want in a restaurant. It gets you doctor’s appointments. But what’s that worth? Nothing.”

However, Ford admits there are some benefits to finding fame in the movie industry: “I’m in it for the money. And I mean that in the nicest way possible. This is my job.”

To recap: Fame – can get a seat at any restaurant, doctor’s appointments every time, bags of money, maids, people worship you, big house, girls love you, travel anywhere, no privacy. Worth: nothing. No fame – have to wait an hour to be seated, doctor goes on vacation, bags of bills, no maids, people forgetting your name, one bedroom apartment, girls already have 9-1-1 pre-dialed on their phones, travel to the laundromat, total privacy because who the hell wants to know what you’re up to? Worth: priceless.

Yea, I’d totally “loathe” fame too if I was Harrison Ford. This guy has it rough. How does he do it? He’s like those people in concentration camps. Trying to survive one day at a time. An inspiration to us all.

Ashton Kutcher Twittered Demi’s ass: Ashton Kutcher showed the world what Twitter is really for. Photographing your hot wife’s ass while she’s bent over and unaware and posting it all over the internet.

Jade Goody died: UK reality TV star succumbed to cancer on Sunday, Mother’s Day in the UK. Her publicisit confirmed: “She had been pretty much asleep for the last 24 hours,” he says, adding she died “just before 4 o’clock this morning.”

Harrison Ford is engaged: After 7 years of dating, Harison Ford, 66, asked Calista Flockhart, 44, to mary him on Valentine’s Day while they were on vacation. Their marriage will last 1 year because in Hollywood, an engagement is marriage’s death knell.

M.I.A. didn’t name her kid Ickitt: Incensed about the rumor that she named her kid Ickitt, M.I.A. wrote an impassioned denial on her MySpace. Well, M.I.A.’s son’s name was finally revealed to be Ikhyd Edgar Arular Bronfman. So, really. Nothing like Ickitt at all and definitely not as stupid.