Jennifer Aniston had dinner with a mystery man at Sunset Tower Hotel and Radar now reveals the guy is Lindsay Lohan’s ex, Hard Rock Cafe heir Harry Morton. Morton founded the Pink Taco restaurant chain and a few years of antibiotics has cured him of anything Lindsay left him with so he’s back on the prowl.

Eyewitnesses said Jen looked “a little nervous, putting her hair up in a loose bun and laughing at everything he said” while at an intimate corner table with Morton.

Although Morton is only 29-years-old, this isn’t the first time Aniston, 41, has been linked to a younger man. Her on-again-off-again ex John Mayer is nine years her junior.

“When her mystery date left for the restroom, she took the opportunity to primp by reapplying her lipstick,” an eyewitness told RadarOnline.com of Aniston’s dinner with Morton.

In true gentlemanly style, Morton picked up the tab before taking to the wheel of his Jeep four wheel drive while Aniston slipped out a back door under tight hotel security to avoid the waiting paparazzi.

Yawn. Oh, hai. Sorry. I fell asleep while reading this. I’m up now. What happened? I bet someone mentioned Jennifer Aniston again, huh?

Steven Jones was just a vacation lay for Hayden Panettiere. She’s onto better, richer men. Namely 28-year-old millionaire Harry Morton. The two were seen walking together on the beach the other day.

His grandfather owned the Morton’s chain of steakhouses and his father owns the Hard Rock in Vegas. Harry is CEO of Pink Taco. The guy is loaded.

Harry also dated Lindsay Lohan in 2006. There were even rumors that the two were engaged. They weren’t. Now, three years later, the flare-ups have subsided and he can get back to dating again. Thanks, Valtrex!

Looks like Lohan and Morton are still together. People‘s sources most likely aren’t real sources. They probably asked some homeless man on the street what he heard and gave him a half-eaten hot dog. Their new source says:

“They argue, they don’t argue.” At the moment, “They’re communicating. They’re hanging out. Whatever’s going to transpire there is going to transpire.”

Please be more vague. How can someone be this useless? Damn it, I need to know if Lohan is single or not. Don’t toy with me assholes.

Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton have ended their 3 month relationship. Harry ended it during dinner at the Chateau Marmont. Sources say it was because Lindsay Lohan had too much drama and Harry was a low-key guy. I guess he’s just some weirdo who wasn’t into doing rails of coke in the bathroom. A source close to Lindsay had this to say,

“No one ‘dumped’ anyone. You don’t dump people when you’re 20 and 25. You have a mature relationship, and you take a break and you see what happens. Everyone does that.”

Which means Harry dumped Lindsay and this source was probably Lindsay herself. She most likely tried calling in this quote with one of those voice changers and forgot to turn it on. “Uh, is this Lindsay Lohan?” “Noooo, this is, ummmm, Lindy Lonah.”

While Lindsay Lohan was at Fashion Week, Paris Hilton and Lindsay’s boyfriend Harry Morton were caught at club Hyde flirting with each other. Paris was obviously the one doing most of the flirting.

“Paris flirted with Harry every chance she got. When he talked to someone else, it looked like she would randomly spark up a conversation just to get his attention. And every so often, she’d do a dance right in front of him.”

As if that wasn’t obvious enough, “When Paris’ song ‘Stars Are Blind’ played, she looked into Harry’s eyes and mouthed the lyrics, ‘Baby I’m perfect for you!’”

Oooo, how sultry. When a living, breathing penis sanctuary mouths those words to you, you’ll be like putty in its hands. Although, I don’t see how Harry can be with both Lindsay and Paris. I mean, won’t Lindsay’s std’s reject any competing std’s? You know, survival of the fittest and all. His penis would probably turn into a microscopic battlefield. It’ll be like Braveheart, but with lots of tiny diseases which would be pretty cute because the smaller something is, the cuter it is. It’s a fact. Look it up.

Lindsay Lohan? In a bikini?!?! Shocking! With all the buzz about Lindsay Lohan getting married to Harry Morton, I thought I’d follow that up with some pictures of both of them lounging around. Sure, it’s not the most exciting thing in the world, but…that’s all I got. Sorry.