Rumors of Rachel Bilson breaking up with the most boring actor in the world Hayden Christensen have been popping up since 2007. It’s been four years and they’re still popping up such as today in Us Magazine where a source says that they’re over for good. “Engagement’s over, relationship’s over. She’s really had it,” said the source. Had what, I’m not sure, but she sounds frustrated.

However, Rachel’s rep denies these new reports. They told Celebuzz, “There is [no] truth to this — Rachel and Hayden are still dating.”

Oh and I’m just supposed to believe her rep who’s in direct contact with her? Over Source who’s been quoted in numerous rumors proven right over the years? Pfft. Source has never let me down. Source is like the ultimate insider. How does he/she get in with all these celebrities?!

I don’t think anyone remembered they were together, but now they don’t have to clutter their brain with such information since Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson have temporarily suspended their beard contract. A source tells Us the two are “taking a break”  for about a month at which point they’ll renegotiate, er, revisit their relationship. Rachel and Hayden were engaged in 2008.

When Bilson was asked about wedding plans at E3 last night, she showed her bare ring finger and said, “No, no plans. No nothing.” Sad face.

Below is Rachel at the E3 Take no Prisoners event at the Standard. In a few of the photos she’s standing in front of a plain white wall/curtain like she’s about to be beheaded. I think that goes well with the theme of the game.

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Hayden Panettiere made it to the red carpet for the Rehabilitation Hospital of the Pacific Foundation on Sunday in Honolulu when a reporter dared to tap her on the shoulder and ask, “May we talk with you, Hayden?” Hayden, who had previously been yelling “back up!” at photogs, screamed at the reporter, “Don’t you ever touch me!” Us continues:

She then icily asked a red carpet handler, “Oh, am I supposed to do interviews?”

Approaching various media outlets, she snapped again: “You all make my life miserable” and refused to answer any questions.

That reporter trying to do her job showed a lot of nerve. To think, a peasant like her laying her grimy hands on Hayden and asking if she, who gets paid thousands to read words off a piece of paper, could spare some time to answer a few questions. She should be glad Hayden didn’t cut her hand off for her insolence. Reading this, you’d think the reporter was the big, entitled movie star. Ha, fool.

Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen are engaged says PEOPLE. Bilson and Hayden, who most recently co-starred in possibly one of the worst movies of 2008, are “so excited.” Reps for Bilson had no comment and no wedding date has been set, but Hayden should lock that down before the Stockholm syndrome wears off.

Also, PEOPLE put up a pretty unflattering photo of Rachel in their article which makes her look like a miniature Frankenstein. Which goes to show. If you want things done right, you have to plant hidden cameras in her bathroom yourself.

Hayden Christensen was horrified when he was told he’d have to do a sex scene with Jessica Alba noting that it was one of the “scariest moments in his life.” I should probably mention it’s because he thought Jessica was really pretty.

“I was just so nervous. Really nervous. Running around with a lightsaber is really pretend, but when you are put in a situation where the scene you are doing become so real, it is terrifying!”

Is this kid gay? Even mentioning “sex scene” and “Jessica Alba” in the same sentence would cause me to pounce on her like a hungry bobcat on an injured bird. It doesn’t matter if the complete sentence was “Security, escort this gentleman off the premises. Jessica Alba is about to perform a sex scene.” By the time they arrived, I’d be mounted on her, thrusting away like a horny dog on a leg. My retarded grin wouldn’t even fade as security punched me in the kidneys to get me off her.

Sienna Miller’s sex scene with Hayden Christiansen looks real because it may have been real. The two were said to be dating while Miller was on a break from Jude Law, but later ended it.

Added a friend of Miller, “Sienna wanted to try to make another go of it with Jude. But again, it didn’t work out. At the end of last summer, she and Hayden ended up in Toronto for more shooting. They hadn’t talked in six months. But it turned out to be a great reunion.”

It was during this “reunion” that two former lovers, both 25, reportedly did the deed for the world to see.

When the director was asked if it was real, he slyly replied,

“I can’t comment. You’ll have to ask Sienna about it.”

Which means more publicity for this movie and more reason for me not to see it. Contrary to popular opinion, it’s not exciting for me to watch Sienna Miller have real or simulated sex. I get enough from my supermodel love slaves. I have a closet full of them and every day it’s like picking out a new suit to wear. So exciting!

Update: Sienna’s rep says she’s just a good actor. TMZ rains on everyone’s parade with “sources” saying the sex wasn’t real.

Here she is wearing no pants at the Factory Girl after party. Stylish, yes? No.