Posts tagged hayden panettiere
Hayden Panettiere Has Been Looking Better
hayden panettiereMarch 4, 2014

I’m not sure what’s up with Hayden Panettiere these days but she’s been looking way better than her days on Heroes. Before, she looked cute but sort of midget-y, ...

Hayden Panettiere Had a Good Halloween Costume
halloweenNovember 1, 2013

In my eyes, Hayden Panettiere had the perfect Halloween costume. It wasn’t your usual “slutty insert thing” here costume. Well, it was a little bit but it looks like ...

Hayden Panettiere Is Engaged
engagementsOctober 10, 2013

With a snake wrapped around her neck and a big rock on her finger, Hayden Panettiere sort of announced her engagement to boxer Wladimir Klitschko. Kelly Ripa was ...

Happy Labor Day!
bikiniSeptember 2, 2013

The government has mandated that today is Labor Day. That’s why I’ve picked up a truck full of migrant workers from Home Depot and put them to work. ...

Here’s Hayden Panettiere Dancing to ‘Blurred Lines’
alan thickeJune 10, 2013

In case you missed it, here’s Hayden Panettiere dancing braless to Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines. My god, he looks exactly like his dad, Alan.

Hayden Panettiere Does the Bikini Thing
bikiniApril 1, 2013

Hayden Panettiere is reportedly engaged to Wladimir Klitschko but luckily he wasn’t there to the ruin these shots of her at Miami beach in a bikini. The last ...

Hayden Panettiere Is Marrying Wladimir Klitschko
engagementsMarch 27, 2013

Hayden Panettiere broke up with Wladimir Klitschko and then started dating Scotty McKnight. Now she’s back with Klitschko and the two are engaged. “Very few people know, and ...

Hayden Panettiere Does Nylon
hayden panettiereFebruary 18, 2013

Here’s Hayden Panettiere in the March 2013 issue of Nylon looking not half bad. Hot even. It’s not clear when this resurgence of Hayden happened, probably when she started starring ...

Hayden Panettiere Is Single
break-upsDecember 11, 2012

All those letters I sent to Hayden Panettiere telling her to breakup with her NY Jets boyfriend Scotty McKnight have finally payed off. The two broke up a ...