I don’t know why this story isn’t gaining more traction but through internet sleuthing, aka Google search, there’s a rising suspicion that Robert Downey Jr. is one of four anonymous commenters who have been giving detailed gossip on Hollywood. Most recently claiming Hayden Panettiere works as a call girl.

It all started two weeks ago on Crazy Days and Nights (run by an entertainment lawyer who calls himself Enty) with a blind item that read:

This former B list television actress who was on a really big hit network show just a couple of years ago now just seems to float mindlessly and flit between boyfriends. She comes from a broken home and abusive home. Her dad used to beat her and get into bed with her. Her mom just let it happen because she was being beaten herself and did not want to provoke. Well, now the actress who is still very young only seems to date boyfriends who are abusive and willing to hit her. Her last boyfriend (former A list athlete with B list name recognition) was so scared that he would kill her he broke up with her. Her new celebrity boyfriend does not punch nearly as hard but seems to love it. Probably getting out his anger because he is closeted.

Fingers pointed directly to Hayden Panettiere but things got even more interesting when CDaN commenter Himmmm confirmed it and explained:

So here goes: Yes, this IS Hayden.
100% totally. I know this for a FACT. The wording of this item is NOT 100% correct – which may be intentional to deny it legally, but it is close. But there’s far more to this than is being mentioned, revealed, or even hinted at. For all you GoogleSleuths out there just look up the past news stories about her Dad getting arrested on “domestic” issues – then her mom dropping it. It’s not just about a fight, smack, or basic domestic issues. It’s about sexual perversions, videotapes, witnesses, and the loss of MONEY and FAME.

I am a FORMER personal “friend” of a woman named Diana Jenkins. Doubt you know her, but she’s the Rosetta Stone of every scandal and perversion from Hwood all over the globe. She’s an Uber-wealthy divorcee whose hubby ran UK’s Barclay’s bank – and she ran the Arab investors for the bank! She’s been running a high class call girl/party-girl ring for Arabs, Wall Street, DC, Royals, and Hollywood elites. She’s also a MAJOR philanthropist, arts supporter, political donor, and social hostess to EVERYONE. Her best Hwood pals include Sean Penn, Clive Davis, Ari Emanuel, George Clooney, Cindy Crawford, and her “little pet” named Hayden. Diana is the connector of wealthy Arabs and Asians and Athletes with Hwood actresses/models. She also is a sick and twisted bitch. When Hayden and her own Mommy went on the outs, Diana Jenkins took that place in her life, by Hayden’s choice.

Leslie P. is not just a poor victim in this trainwreck. Trust me. She’s at LEAST 50% responsible (if not more) for encouraging, enabling, and at times even participating in her hubby’s twisted fucking life. Leslie’s kinks cross the line into depravity, illegality, and inhuman sickness. As in: Ryan ONeal, John Phillips, Tish Cyrus, and Dan Schnieder territory. (Far worse than Pimpa Joe Simpson!)

She’s not just had chances to stop it or walk away with the kids, but she elected to not protect her kids – and give in to the hedonistic sickness in her bedroom (all for her own greed). You think Dina Lohan is bad?

Leslie’s guilt is compounded by trying to save her daughter’s “IMAGE” (so as not affect her earning potential); and hoovering her own mountain of drugs, booze, fame, and fucking (of everything with legs)…Leslie IS as bad as her hubby – maybe worse because she KNEW it was wrong but didn’t stop it and at times fueling it.

It’s easy to argue that Hayden is forever a victim which drives her own insane life choices – and I’m not a psychologist – but she has taken it further into becoming a willing perpetuator of it (and saying she loves it). Not just the physical and mental violence she enjoys, but her insatiable appetite for the most bizarre shit she can indulge in to “top” herself. She was offered help by some who genuinely cared for her and worried for her. She mocked them and tore off on her own streak. Now? She craves it and considers nothing taboo. NOTHING! Just ask Mario Lopez (right Enty?).

The comment was picked up by ONTD whose own commenters did some digging, finding hints from past Himmmm comments. They first thought it was Hollywood insider Talley Griffith but Himmmm denied it and gave a little more detail:

Here’s the Himmmm deal:

Many years ago this account was started by 4 guys who were all pals and worked together DEEP inside the biz. Two were famous (rock star and movie star) and the other two were true creative geniuses. Over the years, 3 of them posted on this one account on CDAN. Think of it like Menudo (but without gay Latinos). In a way, we were all Himmmm. Kind of like V in V for Vendetta.

The poor bastard (lol) getting all the heat who was supposedly outed as “him” took the heat to protect ME and my career/privacy. He used to work with me, and his family is part of the biz too. He’s an amazing writer, producer, director and musician. He’s the pal who got me hooked on Blinds because his family goes back DEEP into old, old Hwood. As in the OLDEST Hwood ever. He’s from back East/South, and could explode your brain with the stuff HE knows about real HWood.

Pretty much nobody but me has posted here in the last year (except my CTO who was HimJacker and my wife as Herrrr). Otherwise, it’s me. I don’t have time to do this all day every day, but try to chime in when I can. It’s the only vice I can get away with :-)

We had a serious meeting after this crap spread because it could cause REAL WORLD issues for all of us, especially ME. Err, I mean Himmm. Which IS me. (Shit, I sound like Ted C. now!).

Anyway, people can speculate all they want. That’s their right. I will never come out and say my name, and I’ll retire this hobby first. Some on CDAN know who I am, and I thank them for their secret-keeping. I am NOT any better or more special than ANY of you (Maja, BigMama, Reno, RocketQ, etc.). I do this for fun, and occasionally to try and right some wrongs (even my own). I don’t use an anon name because it’s false info I share…I have to be anon because it is TRUE!

Armed with this background information and the past reveals Himmmm dropped about him/themselves, it’s now suspected it’s Robert Downey Jr. They cite past comments confirming or denying past blind items that were specifically about Robert Downey Jr.

I have no issue with ANYTHING people voluntarily do in their private life as long as it is consenting – (kids and animals cannot consent!), and NOT hurting another mentally or physically. I’m no saint, especially in my youth but am close these days-lol. And all I’ll say about another old topic? I am NOT a cross-dresser! My wife happens to collect vintage clothing and it’s tough to surprise her when you share a home and office. But I admit I DO look good in pumps and a dress,:-)

If you want a more in depth analysis, head to Jezebel where they break down another post and cross-reference all the names mentioned to people RDJ has worked with. Or you could just be convinced right here and now. Me? I stopped reading at Hayden Panettiere being a call girl and I’ve been waving a $100 bill in the air going, “Yoo-hoo, Ms. Panettiere,” ever since. Oddly enough, nothing has happened. Yet.

Hayden Panettiere hasn’t starred in anything of note since Heroes ended. Scream 4 was probably her biggest movie so far and she was barely in it. She did gain a little notoriety for dating heavyweight boxer Wladimir Klitschko though but she broke up with him so that’s over.

Hopefully Hayden’s star will rise again when casting agents see her new spread in Interview magazine where she shows off her versatility as an actress. See? She can be slutty AND modest at the same time. Someone give this girl a job. Or a sex tape. I’m fine with either.

‘Tis the season to break-up with your significant other. I’m looking in your direction Scarlett Johansson.

Fresh off the heels of the Bar Refaeli and Leo DiCaprio split comes news that Hayden Panettiere and her gargantuan boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko have called it quits as well. Hayden said of the breakup,

“Even though we’ve decided splitting up is best for both of us, we have an amazing amount of love and respect for each other and remain very close friends.”

While Wladimir said,

“We had a great time together, but it’s not that easy to manage a relationship between two continents,” he says. “I have a lot of respect for Hayden as a person and as a friend, and I believe we’ll keep our friendship even after the separation.”

Hayden broke up with Wladmir didn’t she? And when she did, I fully expect Wladmir filled with so much sadness and rage that he yelled, “Wladmir SMASH!,” and broke tables with his head. Meanwhile, Hayden slowly backed out the door, onto a plane and back to the US.

If you think about it, the relationship wouldn’t have worked anyway. When you have to strap on rock climbing gear every time you want to have sex with your boyfriend, it gets sort of tiring.

Hayden Panettiere was at the Tribeca Film Festival in NYC with Wladimir Klitschko showing off her misspelled tattoo which is supposed to say “live without regrets” in Italian which is ironic since she has an extra “i” in hers and she probably regrets it.

Appearing on The View, Hayden warned that if you’re going to get a tattoo in a language, don’t ever go to that country or a country where anyone speaks that language.

“It’s not like, ‘Oh I wanted (this) and now it says, ‘I love apples’. It’s ‘live without regrets’ but it has one extra ‘i’ and it’s so minor that people who spoke fluent Italian are like, ‘Egh, that looks right.’ And of course I’m reading in a newspaper that it’s wrong…”

One day, we’ll all look back at this and laugh. At Hayden’s expense. That day is today and every day after, by the way.

Hayden Panettiere was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Tuesday to promote Scream 4 and talked about the most common question she’s been getting since dating her boxer boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko. People want to know how she, 5’1”, has sex with him, 6’6”. I imagine he just sticks it in her like a pole vaulter but let’s hear what Hayden has to say.

“He is quite a bit bigger than me,” the 5’1″ starlet, 21, said of her 6’6″ beau, 35.

“I get the prudest people coming up to me and they’re like, ‘Does it work?’ Yeah, it works. We find a way,” the Heroes alum said. “Where there is a will, there is a way!”

“[The people who ask me how sex works with my boyfriend] are very conservative people most of the time but that just have to know,” she explained. “Like, ‘I have to know, I just have to ask you this question. I’m really sorry but…’

Actually, I would have thought the most popular question she gets is “Say, little girl. You look really familiar…” Also, pics or it didn’t happen.

Here’s Hayden Panettiere giving Emma Roberts a bear hug. Rawr! Girl on girl! Yee-ha! Feel her up. Oh, what’s that? I need to leave the library now? Dammit.

Hayden Panettiere went to Germany for the Vitali Klitschko vs Odlanier Solis boxing match over the weekend to support her boyfriend’s brother. She was a good distraction because she was practically wearing half a dress. Odlanier must have stared at her chasm of cleavage long enough for Vitali to take the win.

Speaking of sexy Wednesdays, here’s one of Hayden Panettiere’s biggest fans squeling with glee before kissing her hand in Venice the other day. He’s such a gentleman and so classy! Look at those fingerless gloves (double checked this time) and that necklace around his head. I’m surprised he didn’t have a bow tie on his speedo. I’m also surprised Hayden didn’t get pregnant right then and there from his manliness. If I was Hayden, I’d have put my hand to my head and fainted from the excitement.

Actually, his brother. Hayden Panettiere hit up Hamburg, Germany on Monday to support her boyfriend’s brother’s boxing match. She got all sexy and as cleavagey as she could and showed off her legs. It was all part of an intricate plan to give Vitali’s opponent an erection so he’d have to fight hunched over with one hand over his crotch.

Hayden Paenttiere, her ogre boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko and her breasts showed up at Oktoberfest over the weekend. I have no idea what she’s doing these days after Heroes was canceled. Is she showing up to events with her boobs pushed up and out hoping to get bit parts in movies? Yea, sounds about right.

Hayden Panettiere attended the Earth Day screening of Avatar last night with her boyfriend Wladimir Klischko and a new hairstyle. Short. Like her. She looks like a miniature Sharon Stone. She looks creepy. Mainly because little people freak me out ever since Poltergeist and Leprechaun. They either talk jibber jabber to ghosts or kill you because they think you stole their pot of gold. What are they good for anyway?

Also, a nine foot tall blue thing from the movie showed up too. He apparently lost both his legs in the great Avatar war so now he has two peg legs. He’s now known as Peggy. Even though he’s a guy. He really hates it.

I wonder how sex with these two work? Does Hayden need to bring a rope ladder to the bedroom? She probably looks like Indian Jones climbing up on Wladimir. That would make a good porno actually. They don’t even have to change the title. Just call it Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. The temple will be Hayden’s ass. The doom part will come when Wladimir sticks his dork in it.

Hayden Panettiere Oompa Loompa’d herself to attend a boxing match in Dusseldorf with her boxer boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko over the weekend. If anyone is wondering what shade of orange this is, it’s called Victoria Beckham #7.

Also, I have no idea what’s going on here. Usually girls don’t like it when you force them to their knees while all your friends gather around and laugh as you take a picture. Maybe I’m meeting the wrong girls.